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I find it really interesting that even though piggy Osbourne lost all kind of weight, she still looks fucking disgusting. So interesting that I am obsessed with staring at her pics trying to make sense of it…cuz it just doesn’t make sense…fat girls who get skinny are supposed to be fuckable…

She is one of those people who shouldn’t have bothered trying to get healthy and fit, because it didn’t make her any more desirable to fuck, like the fat bitch I used to fuck when she was down on her luck and fat due to a cookie addiction, who 2 years later ended up getting work as stripper everyone wanted to fuck, and eventually fucked her way into porn, because she lost all the weight and took advantage of all the attention she felt she was missing out on…

Kelly Osbourne’s weightloss story didn’t work out quite as well for her…

Seriously, this goes against all studies on weightloss and the whole thing amazes me…but not as much as the fact that people have had sex with this in all it’s shapes, sizes, and levels of cleanliness…

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HorneyLohanWanker

She needs to gobble more cum. Seriously, if she won’t eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, or at the very least suck the blood from a pigeons still twitching corpse, the least she can do, is to get her protein in jiz form.

All these girls who kill themselves, could do a public service, by, well, servicing the public. They are going to off themselves anyway, why not take my tool up their asses before hand?

It’s not like they have to live a long life thinking of my hot jiz bathing their upper intestines or anything, right? Or am I being insensitive to their special needs?
LolleyGagger

Yeah they’re “suppose” to be fuckable after they lose weight but a lot aren’t trust me. Seen a lot of former fatties just go through the whole ordeal just to look even worse, Kelly Osbourne has a huge jaw bone which was hidden or looked like chins when she was overweight, now it just looks like she was hit with a baseball bat to the jaw. Sad part is if a girl was fat for a few years once they lose weight the skin is not pretty youth may make some of the sag go away but many do not. The ass cheeks are the nastiest part to see after a lot of weight loss makes a young girl look like she’s 80 after that the tits can be a real hangers or floppies issue. Even if they get surgery to cut all the excess skin away then the issue is the scars. Be thankful she has clothes on right now saving us from a real horror.
Bastardry

The problem is that she is clearly her father’s daughter, the weight helped her because it distracted from the face. Feather the hair and throw up a serial number on a board and you have the Ozzy mugshot (see google images) So you have to ask yourself, “is there any circumstance in which I would fuck Ozzy Osbourne?” You could probably get her drunk enough to mumble her words, a little stun gun for the shaking but beware she doesn’t bite off the head of your dick!
Shaniqua

SHE PRITTY, YOU JELLUS, GET A LIFE LOOSER !
Drunken Pig

Yeah..Id see OZZY..or worse..Shaaaaarrrrrrrron!!..my unit would prolly wilt and become non-responsive!!
Guido

Listen, I know this site if full of homos that think girls are icky, but holy shit! how can you not say you would destroy this chick? Now that she’s thin and hot, I would fuck Kelly Osbourne so hard that I’d probably damn near tear her in half!
peter

her face looks like Quagmire from Family Guy.
T, you’re fired!

The problem is her head. It’s way too big for a regular body. She could lose fifty pounds and still have that big head of hers.