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Heidi Klum finally quit Victoria’s Secret after 13 years, probably because she’s in her 40s, has a mom of 6 body, has too much money in the bank, has done her run and is in a position to break the “Victoria’s Secret contract with the Devil pact…..or maybe she’s too busy fucking Seal’s Lupus cock in the dirtiest “Slave on Plantation Owner Daughter” way. She’s German and a racist by default, but more importantly into some next level scary sex….leading me to believe she’s been tied to the bed and had more than one fist in her while a hired house boy shits in her mouth…unless she’s just compensating and into him for his angelic voice….

Either way, it’s sad to say goodbye, we’ve been jerking off to her since the day she started many years ago. Those amazing natural tits that are not so amazing anymore will always be remembered in our hearts and in our penises…

So here’s my tribute….apparently…I am addicted to these lists….I did one on Top 5 Bitches Tony Curtis Banged and now I’m only this Heidi Klum list…Somebody stop me, before I turn into a list…what?! I don’t know…just don’t ask…

4- Heidi Doing Make-UP For Victoria’ Secret….

3 – Heidi in an Expensive Bra and Panty Set…

2- Heidi in the Fashion Show….

1 – Heidi Cameltoe on the Runway that may not be for Victoria’s Secret, but since she sold her soul to them, everything she did was technically a Victoria’s Secret marketing move…Including dirty big dick sex with Seal…

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Bob Smith

Great cameltoe on the top picture.
Expletive:BMP

It was funny when Heidi was asked if she understood Arnold when ever he spoke German and she responded that Arnold’s god awful impediment is even more pronounced with him speaking his natural language.
Then she went on about how her and Seal devoted private time twice or thrice a day. Which is amazing because Seal is an ugly fucker. And he scarred himself up according to some bullshit African right of passage, making himself even more hideous. Which proves beauty is in the eye of the fucking Germans. Maybe I’ll meet me a German Canadian—though I’ve read french Canadians have good eyes. Just ask Renee who married Selene Dion but fell in love with her when he first met her. Which speaks to the Humbert Humbert in me, that’s been ignored for far too long.
Heidi though is a natural beauty that surpasses many, if not most, just look at her. She had like three kids, and lost the weight but three months later. That’s fucking insane. My sister had my nephew six months ago, and she’s still fighting to get back to her regular weight.
Polly Perkins Pulled A Train

French Canadians do not have good eyes, or teeth, or taste. They are cross-eyed and always running to the dentist to get something pulled out. They drink Pepsis and eat steamie hot dogs and Mae Wests.

You need to watch the spoon mense video on steplinks to cleanse your palate…it would go delish with poutine

And you are stupid about your sister, let her keep her weight on, she probably breastfeeds and Heidi Klum and every model/ star gets a C-section when they give birth and get liposuction while they are at it.
Drunken Pig

So your/ you’re sticking with the ‘Polly Perkins’ thing huh..I have an unfair advantage, so allow me..you shallow CUNT!!
I am not “cross-eyed” but would fuck you to the the point that you were!!..If your pretentious over-used spat out two kids pussy that provided you money so you could sit the fuck around and didn’t smell so fucken bad!!..I don’t drink ‘pepsis’..whatever the fuck that is and the only “steamie” you see is the dump your tennis instructor took on you ’cause he is about as twisted and pompous as your pretensious ass of the day!!
You’re/your beat the fuck out overated in your mind smelly pussy smells of dead fish and you should really wear underwear..poutine thats a mixture that has sat in the sun on the docks too long!!..just fucking die already!!..BITCH!!
Expletive:BMP

^^^you know who that is don’t you Drunken Pig?

Bad teeth? Fuck, I don’t have any back teeth, well, maybe four.
Drunken Pig

Yes I do BMP…want nudes??
Expletive:BMP

By all means I do, Most definitely I do. DP.
steveo

Seal didn’t scar himself, idiot, he had lupus which is a disease
Expletive:BMP

Are you sure, because I got my info from a few brits on BroadCast 1 and 2 chat in the early part of 1997, and in those days every one generally spoke the truth. Fuck, my first Hotmail account had all these gals numbers and addresses and shit. That was before the internet got creepy and boring and no one was real about anything.

This was before all that, shit, like that Saturday night we fucked over Yahoo ’cause we were calling some dudes fags on their chat and shit and they’d ban us, so we all got this code from these hacker dudes and shit and we entered the code when it was time to put in our names. I was kingode or ode’sblood or sonofode, or jester or some shit like that I can’t remember no more. But we’d talk for hours, and it would only cost me 200 fucking dollars a month with dial up.
obama

What is this aryan goddess doing with Seal? she must have incredibly low self esteem.
Bob Smith

“Seal didn�t scar himself, idiot, he had lupus which is a disease”

Seal should sue his parents for breeding him ugly and then giving him the dumbest name a black man ever had. And that’s an accomplishment, if you think about it.
Drunken Pig

Notice “Polly” has shut her fucking yap BMP??
JimBowie666

One broad gets on and you faggots scare her off? Should we leave you two alone, bmp and dp? Suk him with your pretty teeth!
You skank

Nice camel toe heidi !! One for the ages
cowbulls

What a waste of what at one time was one of the hottest women on the planet.
Riddle me this: In the history of the world, has there ever been a bigger gap between the beauty of the woman and the God awful ugliness of the man?
Low self esteem?? She must be a mental midget or blind to not see that she is married outside and way below her species.
Paul

DSF.. I’d call you a racist ‘prick’..but considering i’m a fan of this site.. best to say your a big HATER. Heidi is hella annoying..

keep up the good work bro…your rants are epic and some of the funniest shit out there..

pual
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Kenney Wayne

To the author of the article on this page:
Your article might seem entertaining and well written to some people, but I strongly disagree. Not all Germans are racist, and I take offense to your stereotyping comments. I am over 50% German, and I am not racist. Your comment appears unfounded, insulting and extremely irresponsible. Please edit your article or remove it ASAP. Also, what do you think Seal or Klum would do if he or she heard about this article? My advice to you would be to take yourself and your KKK buddy’s out of this website before you bite off more than you can chew and choke on a lawsuit or something worse, like “dirty” big dick, LOL. I was just kidding about that last part, but seriously, please knock that racist shit off or log off.