If you aren’t watching the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show cuz you know it will be the same repetitive shit as always and because seeing girls on TV in lingerie is alright…but if you really think about it…kinda pathetic, desperate and despressing….maybe even lonely, sad and lame….Then here are some links to entertain you….but I know that based on the site…you’re all watching the Victoria’s Secret fashion show right now….so I guess you’ll be clicking this while unloading your load build-up cuz you couldn’t do it while it was on TV because your mom was in the room cuz that’s just the life you’re living…..

This is the post of the day….maybe even the post of the year…Bette Midler was on The Grham Norton Show. She fell off her chair and flashed the world her ass in a fuckable position…Now, Bette Midler is notoriously ugly and annoying, her music irritates and is reserved for Jewish Funerals, but this is still pretty fucking amazing…It made my hungover day.

So y’all enjoy now, you hear….

I have nothing to say about Ashley Green, other than that I am onto her little scam and I don’t like it. She’s attached herself to a couple of the biggest things in teenage popculture. Twilight and the Jonas brothers and now she doesn’t have to work it for the cameras like a little attention seeking slut…cuz her attention seeking slut behavior was properly chanlled and distributed amongst the right people who put her in a power position where she doesn’t have to pull out tit, panty, or sex tapes….and the only happiness I have in all this is knowing that in order to get attached to two of the biggest things in teenage popculutre, bitch had to be a serious fucking dirtbag whore…..so I know she’s got it in her…no matter how celibate those cunt dudes are in interviews or on camera….there is now way they aren’t passing this twat around making her lick all their asses while they jerk off on her face….but I’d prefer if she was doing it for us all to see…I guess we’ll just have to wait til those things become irrelevant and she gets hungry for what she once had…It really is just a question of patience, but I still feel scammed….when someone makes the kind of money she makes…the public is entitled to something in return and not just shitty cleavage pics, I’m talking something substantial….She sucks.

I have had the unfortunate experience of hanging out with Nicole Richie for a night. It was back in the DJ AM days (RIP, motherfucker), when he invited me to attend a gig he was playing in town before anyone really knew who he was, after the crack addiction and gastric bipass but before The Simple Life, internationally known celebrity DJ….

I barely got into the event, the security were motherfuckers, they tour manager told me I was fat and that DJ AM wouldn’t know people like me, but for some reason someone stepped in and carted me around with Nicole Richie the whole night.

I tried to steal her cellphone, I tried to make jokes about Lohan, It was like talking to a fucking useless, retarded troll who I wasn’t even interested in fucking and the whole experience wasn’t memorable, I just know she’s a bottom feeding loser first hand cuz I saw it, and I guess so did Lionel Richie when he felt forced to take her in and the Good Charlotte sister who knocked her up was just doing it cuz she was the only semi-famous pussy with no shame who would be into hanging with such a fucking clown.

That said, I got her number years later, I called her and she told me off and changed her number. Then I followed her on twitter and she blocked me and got all her friends to block me too. So it is safe to say that she’s not a fan of me either.

I always knew she had something shoved way up her ass, and not just an itch from bad hygiene, or Good Charlotte herpes, or underwear riding up her ass, or even a butt plug, but an actual object that is causing her pain and making her angry due to discomfort and I can only assume it is a crackpipe she shoved up there when she got arrested and here are some pics of her trying to get it out.

There was an event and I wasn’t invited…but this pussy was….

Leighton Meester was there because I guess she wasn’t preoccupied visiting her mom in prison. You know the women who taught her the importance of sucking dick to the top. From starring in Fetish videos to Sex Tapes, to doing whatever it takes to get where she needs to be, which is the reason I can’t hate a bitch if she’s got a mom with a criminal past, cuz her morals and values will be in sync with mine….

Unfortunately for me, and probably not so unfortunate for you, closet case, Leighton Meester’s new thing is to neglect her tricks that got her to this level, and man up, in some androgynist statement that goes against her whore training, cuz I guess she wants to feel proud of herself, like she did something on her own, without her pussy, and the whole thing is horrible…If I wanted my pussy to dress like a dude, I’d probably be better off getting down with a dude at least that’s my take on it. I could be wrong. It happens.

Mila Kunis was there and she was wearing the AIDS she got from Culkin, cuz she kinda takes it everywhere she goes. It’s one of those things that doesn’t go away, but like I always say if we’ve all got it, then is it really a disease?! Not that I know she has AIDS for a fact, I can just assume from Culkin’s yellow skin, deeply set black eyes and overall look and their lengthy relationship, that she does.

Hilary Swank brought her big face in some kinda see thru dress that shouldn’t even really be posted because there is a reason they cast her to be the dyke who wanted a cock and lived life as a dude before getting beaten down cuz that kind of behavior is unacceptable in a trailer park. It wasn’t for her natural beauty….

Based on Eva Mendes career, she’s got no business attending events in clothes.

See her like this is as frustrating as when I run into strippers I have had lap dances from in the grocery store wearing ill fitting sweat suits. It’s like bitch, we know what you do to pay for those potatos and ground beef, start acting your fucking part, you’re not some kind of personal trainer or athlete, you’re a set of stupid fake tits, know your role….and in Eva Mendes’ case that role always involves her naked….for a fucking reason.

Boring.

I like hot bodied, retired 40 year old models who have a dozen black babies like they live in an Africam tribal village all because they are German and have real weird shit fetishes…

That is not to say black men or black babies are shit, you racist, it is to say that a bitch willing to eat shit out of an asshole is sure as hell willing to take huge black cock and make it cum inside her…it’s almost child’s play compared to the stuff she’s probably done…

Not that I have ever banged a German, but I have seen Schindlers List and know what they are capable of….

Here are some really hot pics of Tori Spelling for all you idiots who jerked off to her wonky teenage implants her daddy bought her out of guilt for giving her that face and neglecting her while cheating on her mom with the cast of all his shows…you know back when she was on 90210 when her youthful tits distracted you from her youthful broken down face….the whole reason people ever fucked her but youthfulness has a way of turning into this nightmare….Enjoy perverts.

Here is some broken down Lohan showing off her leg on her way to rehab or therapy or whatever the fuck she’s doing to better herself and make her feel like she’s on her way to being a well-rounded person because I still believe in her having comeback and even if she never pulls through and shows the world the pussy in academy award nominated films…at least she has her inner demons eating away at her that gives us hope she will show the world her pussy in in some drunken or drug fueled rage….

I am all for seeing pics of anyone in a bikini, especailly Cameron Diaz, because I’ve always thought she had it going on a decade ago and she carried herself into old age pretty fucking gracefully, that was before seeing these pictures of her ripped, thick barrel-chested Mickey Rourke lookin’ body.

Seriously, I don’t think this is even a chick anymore….sure it’s in a bikini….but I’m not convinced until I see pussy lip.

All this to say that aging is a horrible thing.

There’s nothing like watching old ladies on the beach in their bikinis when they are stacked like Sofia Vergara. You know unable to control her tit behavior, forced to carry it around like her little friend she has to tenderly care for because without it she’d never have a career. I mean other that looking at 18 year old girls in bikinis holding their tits cuz they just started the pill for their first sex partner cuz he is allergic to latex and are amazed with how swollen they now are….but we don’t have pics of that….so Sofia Vergara is what we’re left with.

Here is an old picture of Katy Perry from before she was famous and apparently from when she was also the weird Christian Dyke no one would talk to…

This is the kind of bitch who probably wasn’t noticed in high school, at least not enough to want to fuck, but who would get hit when all other options were exhausted, only to be rejected cuz her mom wouldn’t let her leave the house, making it pretty obvious why she’s the attention seeking twat she is today.

I hate the internet. It is so boring.

Here are my stepLINKS…They are as good as the Internet goes…

Here is a chick going through airport security in a bikini….kind of an obvious move but I kinda like it….I was joking about getting a bitch to walk through airport security naked cuz everyone is so pussy about showing their pussies when going through the new scanners, which I guess makes sense, since TSA staff or pretty much dumb fucks high school drop out retards who thought it was better pay than the local McDonalds or chicken farm.

Seriously. It’s like these mindless retards are responsible for enforcing stupid fucking security measures that are totally unnescessary, making the hot chicks run through scanners, to pull out jerk off material for later in the night cuz that girl on the 8 am flight to O’Hare had a great rack….

I do not travel,that’s for classy folk who don’t have criminal records, but I’ve seen these idiots being interviewed on TV and on Radio about this, and they are total fucking trash who don’t deserve to see people naked….totally unprofessional and as far as I’m concerned not in a position to pump gas, let alone manage airplane safety…

What a joke….

Here’s a bonus stepNEWS clip of a fat chick falling….

I can only assume this is Jennifer Aniston in what could be a last hurrah for her uterus, you know before it dries up and loses it’s ability to produce spawn, leaving her with no legacy, something you’d think her ego would quickly sort out, but maybe she’s too into herself to really bother with ruining herself for something that takes attention away from herself, but clearly she likes the idea of people window shopping her body, cuz like a monkey at the zoo, these pictures are pretty much her showing off her dripping engorged pussy, hoping to get mounted, you know before her body gets boxy and menopausal….and she looks pretty fucking amazing…proving that not having a kid may be a failure on her end emotionally, but a win physically…cuz 40 year olds don’t look like this…and she should thank Angelina Jolie for fucking up her self esteem and forcing her to step up her game to look good enough that Brad Pitt will probably be jerking off to these, remembering how she used to lick his asshole….