This movie is called Welcome to the Rileys. It stars Kristen Stewart not playing the ugly yet relatable for teenage girls, teenage vampire fucker to not, but instead as a stripper with a potty mouth who you’ll want to fuck…

Whatever is going on in this clip, I feel hit close to home for Kristen Stewart. I assume that she did a lot of character research in her home town watching her mother and old family videos, cuz her face looks fuckin’ ghetto, whether it’s rich and famous now or not, there’s no way there’s not a long lineage of speed users and backyard furniture wrestlers…but at least she’s breaking free from that Twilight bullshit and showing a little fuckin’ ass….while talking all gutter. Something that is porn to me…now if only they shot this without bed sheets and some piss and shit stained mattress would I really feel at home.

Here is the first clip:

Here is the second Clip

I think this may be the role that makes me like her.

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