My New Years Resolution is to get a teenager pregnant, to die of alcohol poisoning only to be revived, to get a double blowjob from some black girls, but more importantly to sell the fuck out. I hate these motherfuckers making their millions doing the same shit I do. I need me some private jets, expensive fur blankets and super model pussy. Internet made so many people rich, 2011 should be my turn…..I just need to change the name of the site to Sober Stepfather. I need to post stars on nipples, pussy lip and ass crack, I need to use $^%$&%*&% for swear words, and motherfucker, I can’t talk about rape, incest and other naughty things and I’ll be sipping cocktails on a beach in 6 months time. Unfortunately, this is all I know and I’m too old and lazy to learn, so this New Year’s Resolution will be as half assed, unreliable, inconsistent, and bullshitas everything else in my life….It was good while it lasted.

Happy New Year you gang of queers. Here are the last stepLINKS of 2010. End of an era. Enjoy…..and don’t die tonight…I mean if you’ve actually decided to leave your house for a change….

Nothing like ringing in the New Year to a bunch of lesbians in a fake marriage that God doesn’t recognize.

New Years is overrated. People like to get excited about it, but it’s just another day. People pretend to have an amazing time with amazing plans, but it’s nothing by disappointment. Just like lesbianism.

Here are some pics to ruin every lesbian fantasy you may have, cuz the core of lesbianism fucking sucks, and here is the awkward, middle-aged, raped or molested leading to penis hate Ellen and her opportunist latch on younger pussy Portia who isn’t really named Portia just how unnatural this loving relationship is…

Happy New Year, even though I know it won’t be happy. Just like lesbianism. You fucking hippies…

I have always said that Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. People would send me hate, but I could never see past the fact that she looks like a skinny Rosie O’Donnell and that’s not saying much, cuz someone 30 pounds overweight in serious industrial strength spanx could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell, hell even Roseanne Barr could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell….

I have always said that even with all her movie make-up, there is nothing hot about her other than her tits. So seeing this disgusting picture of her without make-up came as no real surprise to me, cuz this is what I always see when I see her, even when her tits are “out to here”….

She can’t even sing or dance, her songs are irritating as shit and her tits bore me, cuz so many bitches have great tits, we don’t need to make milionaires out of them, and we don’t need to make them think they are worth more than the tits they are packing, especially when the rest of them looks like it belongs in a barn….

Good thing Russell Brand is gay, cuz if he wasn’t, marrying shit like this could really fuck with your head….

Happy New Year.

I don’t know why LeAnn Rimes looks like some low level porn pussy on a beach vacation with her first pay check from a gangbang scene. She’s got the body and the face of a bitch seriously down on her luck, raped by her dad, high on pills and street drugs. She’s even got the fake tits and the above pussy tattoo. Shit is almost textbook.

What the fuck would Jesus, her lord and Savior, at least that’s what I thought in all the marketing that was put behind her whole country image, before she cheated on her first husband for her soon to be second husband, wrecking homes with her pussy, like the time I fucked a hooker with syphilis and my wife caught the shit…

She’s a lowgrade whore and she doesn’t even try to hide it, and despite how ugly she is, there’s gotta be some merit in that.

Here she is in a bikini….Good Jesus loving country girl gone bad….cuz bad is a hell of a lot more fun….Happy New Year.

I don’t know if watching a teenage girl catching snowflakes in her mouth and fantasizing about it being your orgasm is illegal, but I do know that it is pornography to you perverts who know more about these teen starlets than their 14 year old target markets.

I see old dudes in the parks, by the skating rinks, at the ski hill, in starbucks, spending their days lookin for 15 and 16 year old girls to go home to masturbate to, and it’s weird.

The only reason I know who this Victoria Justice bitch is, is from some dirty old dude down the hall who only watches the Disny Channel and who always asks me where he can find bikini pics of her….

Seriously, this teenage girl obsession is totally fucking weird. Don’t people remember banging their girlfriend at 16 and having the single worse sex of your life? I know I do. I also know I like my pussy to be wise beyond its years and able to tell me stories of when and where it learnt how to throw up on command and shit….but maybe I’m the weird for wanting a girl who knows how to fuck.

I feel like these pictures may just be perpetuating the problem…Oh well…I’m not here to save people…

I think it was pretty obvious that Paris Hilton was pregnant in the last 2 months of pictures of her. She’s fat in the stomach and girls like Paris Hilton don’t get fat. Like a gay man, being skinny is all that matters to her trashy rich cunt life.

If anything, this is a medical mystery. All the botched abortions, starving herself, drug use, STDs, random cock inside her, etc…you’d think she’d be sterile, but unfortunately, she isn’t….

Unfortunately, you don’t really need permission to have a baby, it’s your natural right, and like so many unfit mothers before her, who got knocked up for the wrong reason, like cuz they couldn’t afford the abortion, or cuz they wanted government funding, or cuz they were trying to keep their man, or cuz they were like Paris and trying to be trendy, get media attention like their friends, Paris Hilton’s gonna bring it….

The only good news in all this is that she’s loaded and can pay a staff and an education that will hopefully balance out her as a mother. Her garbage morals and values, her porn career, her excessive disgustingness can’t be passed on,

The only hope we have is miscarriage, so let’s join together and prey this baby never sees the light of day.

Keep playing it up for the cameras you fucking cunt….I hope dude K-Fed’s your sloppy mom ass.

Irina Shayk is some seriously wasted pussy because she’s fake dating some soccer player who is so past metrosexual that he’s just plain faggot. I guess it’s good for both of their careers and image because no one like a gay athlete, especially not Europeans who have man crushes on the guy, because it hits a little too close to home and will in-turn make them question their sexuality, making them hate him for getting them hard, when all they wanted to do was watch soccer….and because no one likes an unknown model who isn’t dating a pro athlete…it’s like the stamp of approval see needs, even though with an ass like that the only stamp I want to give her is with a hot iron to differentiate her from the other hot pussy I’m herding…That probably doesn’t make sense, but that’s ok, cuz either does this ethnic ass it is amazing…

Here are some pictures of fat Kim Kardashian using her tits and a tight workout outfit, despite the fact she doesn’t work out, proven by her fat ass, with a stupid fucking cornrow haircut….

Behind all the make-up the Kardashian’s are some seriously busted up and broken down pussy. The kind of weathered shit you’d expect to find at an AA meeting talking about meth addiction. they are disgusting…

I don’t know if she is pretending to be a 7 year old on vacation in Orlando or the Bahamas or wherever kids get this stupid cornrow shit from on Springbreak.

Or maybe it’s just part of her new Kanye West hip hop act, where she thinks doing her hair like a slave baby will increase her fat ass credibility….by proving her understanding and compassion about the black man’s plight on a deeper level than just letting them stick their dick in her.

All I know is that she looks like a fat fool….Unfortunately, a fool I’d probably fuck thanks to her coinslot pussy sex tape that made her famous….

Too bad Morgan Fishburne’s daughter / pornstar Montana Fishbourne didn’t look this good in her Sex Tape ….not that watching any chick fuck is ever bad, especailly when they are doing it by choice to piss off their father’s who can afford to send them to Harvard, or Yale and who could have chosen to be anything from a Doctor, Lawyer, Scientist, Philantropist, Volunteer to save AIDS babies, but instead chose life getting fucked on camera and potentially ending up with AIDS and/or a prolapsed vagina. The whole thing is pretty fucking legendary.

Here she looking good in Blackmen magazine….one of my monthly reads you know trying to keep it real….like all the white kids who I am sure subscribe to it.

Last I checked, Turkey was a Muslim country. For some reason, their fashion mags are all about the tits, leading me to believe all the Muslim hate is just American propoganda to justify stealing their oil, cuz the real oppression comes from Christianity. You Jesus freaks scare the fuck out of me.

Her name is Kira Mazura and I like her tits for fashion cuz it’s like porn without all the daddy issues, incest, sexual abuse, but the perfect level of immigrant pussy….

This bitch is Ukrainian. Her name is Snejana Onopka. It sounds like a Character is a Dr Seuss book. You probably like that cuz you are weird.

She’s showing some tit in some magazine I’ve never heard of. I don’t think tits are a big deal. I never get overly excited about tits because I am a firm believer that tits are tits, but you probably do because you have never had sex with a real person before.

I have a feelign when she was the awkwardly tall girl in her high school she probably didn’t think she’d be getting paid to flash her tits like a common whore, only to be called a model to soften the blow that she is a common whore…but then again I don’t know shit about the Ukraine, but I do know a little about communism and that is the sex trade capital…so maybe this was a better escape than some weird fat 60 year old husband in the midwest.

Nipples aren’t pornography…especially when they are from a fashion shoot, but I can still jerk off to them if I try hard enough and think of her probably communist, rationed razors, hipster bush….and I’m pretty sure you can too, because you are lonely. Happy New Year….

It’s almost 2011. I can’t believe I am still alive.

Add me to Facebook so we can ring the New Year in together, through our computers, ideally with one well timed global orgasm…no homo…

I figure being internet friends is the best thing to do to start the new year off horribly…I know I am jumping the gun here….since we still have another day before all you idiots rejoice with your idiot friends like some kind of fucking clown drones….so I figure nows a good time to fucking reach you.

On a sidenote, I didn’t leave the house all day because I thought I was dying and it had nothing to do with watching Parentrap for sexual purposes, you know cuz I like seeing long lost husband and wive’s who separate their kids get rekindle and not cuz I like Lohan as a virgin….and it had nothing to do with trying to figure out who invented cum snorting whores…It had everything to do with alcohol withdrawal….something I intend on changing very fucking soon.

Here are my stepLINKS…Enjoy….Happy New Year…It’s all downhill from here…

These Holidays have left me real fucking confused….

I pretty much forgot about Lindsay Lohan. She’s been a huge disappointment in my life. Nothing but let downs. Her prime was when she was drugged out and partying nightly, making a fool out of herself, pretending to fuck girls who looked like dudes but who were riding her coattail for fame of their own, when really all she was doing was letting her eat her out, which is pretty much just masturbation, without all the work…..

Her name doesn’t even enter my brain, like it did back when she used to text me random things daily cuz she was fucking high, confused and amazing…

This whole rehab shit is fucking garbage and I may or may not appreciate seeing her in tight clothes or half naked for old times, but she’s pretty much dead to me.

Happy fucking New Year….here’s some photoshopped Lohan to remind you of how things are only gonna get worse for you..

I just posted the Brittney Jones sex tape that hit today. She was the rumored pussy Ashton got down with because Demi Moore is old and old chicks who like young dudes always let them go out and fuck girls their own age, so long as they come home to mommy…if anything, the old bitch is trying to find her sex drive cuz her pussy has been everywhere, and had done everything, from Bruce Willis to mutant baby production, that sitting in the corner watching her young husband slide his dick in some young slut while she masturbates makes her feel her worn down clit a little better, cuz her pussy is bored, tired, and ready for early retirement.

Here she is trying to be young in St Bart’s wearing a little dress that will turn into bikini pics by the new year, it always works out like that.

I’ve decided that no only do I post the bikini pictures of these twats, I am also going to start posting the build up to the bikini picturs, because I know that soon after these pics of Fergie getting off the plane in St Barts, the Island of Celebrity, were taken, she was in her hotel room getting her pussy eaten by the hotel staff while her husband jerked off in the corner, before getting into a bikini and heading to relax by the pool, cuz her life as an ex meth addict with tons of money who is pretty much always on vacation except for maybe the hour a day 100 days a year she performs for screaming fans, while everything building up to that hour is free, luxurious and pretty much has her treated like a fucking princess….

I’ve held Fergie’s hand. She is tiny and it was erotic, but maybe that was just her security card pulling me away and I’m ready to see her on the beach for old times….and I can tell you this…it is coming in the New Year….