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Jeff Goldblum Teaches us a Valuable Life Lesson of the Day

People may think this site isn’t very educational, but I think we can all learn a great lesson from these Jeff Goldblum and his fiance pics, and that lesson is that young pussy is good pussy, and there’s no real point in settling down with pussy your age, when there are so many girls out there looking for a dad they never had…It allows the man to stay in control, not deal with middle age bullshit all while cumming on tight young body…and since all marriages end in divorce, you might as well give 50 percent of your acting fortune to pussy that gets you off, versus damaged fucking goods, so take that bit of knowledge with you into the weekend. It’s all you really need to know to live a good life.

  • ComedyGold

    unbelievably precise analysis and not just a funny rant

  • Emilio Chavez

    That’s Lydia Hearst

  • Al

    You have missed your calling as a web site developer, this fucker should be a life coach and save the men of the world.

    You forgot to mention that you need to be an older, washed out movie star with adequate game to pull this kind of young cuuz. Because the 20 year old tail almost anyone can pull is probably damaged goods and not worth the ass she has above her legs.






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