I find Shakira boring as fuck. I know her videos get everyone going nuts. But this isn’t video and her irritating immigrant voice and the horrible sounds she makes reminds me of bad sex with weird hippie bitches channeling some hindu god they feel they are connecting with cuz a dude is digging past their bush and obesity and playing with their cunt that never gets played with.

You know those wack jobs who moan like a donkey being impregnated with a pig while bored on the farm, just serious painful to listen to, but you erection is a magical tool that can block out background sounds…..

Here is her older ass in concert.

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