I am still thrown off by Tila Tequila’s Black Labia , but I’ve pulled myself together long enough to get the stepLINKS up.
Apparently, my site is still serving spam, I don’t see it, but if you do send in a screen shot, cuz spam won’t let me take things to the top.
I didn’t get my 1,000,000 facebook “LIKES”, like I was People magazine, I knew I wasn’t going to, cuz I have no purpose, but i’d lie you to get on that shit and tell your friends to too, if you care about my happiness in any way, which I assume you don’t………CLICK THIS LINK
Here are my stepLINKS….
Gigi Riveria is One of the Chicks Charlie Sheen is Banging and She has the Body of a 12 Year Old and a Pussy of a Gang Rape Victim who just gave birth after a female circumsicion…. GO
I knew Tila Tequila had a sex tape the last 6 months, it was in the works the last year. This is supposed to be her next big break. They’ve been working this strategy hard like all bottom feeders do.
Now Vivid is using Pornhub and a series of fake lawyers letters to get publicity to the video….whether they want to admit it or not…The industry is entirely staged bullshit…especially at this level…
This is what they did to make Paris and Kim Kardashian and Pam Anderson think they werne’t behind the shit fully, cuz that would make them whores, which we all know they are, but they don’t want to be marketed like that…
So today the staged bullshit involves Tila Tequila masturbating. Her cumming pretty intensely is worth watching, despite her black labia. I am sure the world is going to watch this shit, whether they stage bullshit stories for TMZ or not.It’s Tila Tequila…at a low point I assume will remain a low point for a long fucking time and what it really comes down to is that I fucking hate lesbian porn…almost as much as I hate Tila Tequila…
Update – The thing that amazes me about this video is not that her pussy looks like there was a Vietnam war of its own in there, but that Vivid went to all this trouble, when only 5000 people bothered watching her stripping on webcam video….She’s done.
Update – This isn’t her first sex tape, this whore shit is all she knows, she sucks…she was just right place right time….
Video via Pornhub who are doing the pre-release to generate buzz for Vivid who invested a lot of money into this shit already, promising Tila a future….Enjoy
I know I am not a fashionable dude. But I am an authority on fashion. I post pics of bitches topless in campaigns for fashion….and I guess that makes me a staple in the fashion industry, by default an expert at the most important level in the industry…at least according to me…and one day soon people will recognize and I’ll be flying around on a private jet with hookers, going to fashion parties and doing fashionable drugs…
That said, my friend just released a very cool hooded sweatshirt for dudes for her very cool clothing line Wolf & Harrison….She’s making the shirts locally, so it doesn’t come with China lead posoning, they are all organic, so they don’t kill the rainforest like they are McDonalds, they are comfortable as fuck, cool as fuck, and may lead to you getting fucked…ideally by hot women who can’t keep their hands off you…cuz you’re so fucking cool for wearing such a cool hoodie…
I used to do a T-Shirt of the day post, this of this as a throwback to that, and while you do…..
Not in a good way…She’s not crawling around on all fours like a little whore looking to get sodomized in front of all the Ritz Carelton hotel guests by the pool like some kind of hooker trash…She’s just showing off her fat old lady tits, hard nipples in a not so revealing bathing suit, with a dude she’s fucking…so soon after the death of her husband and father of her kids…it’s like the guy’s body is still fucking warm….my god…no mourning process for this bitch…I guess that fire in her pants to get under a new and improved dude is what made her the success she is…
I figure this is how we need our morning hosts turned serious new anchors…hard nippled on a romantic getaway I am sure involved anal.
Let’s hope Katie Couric brings it and if she doesn’t at least we have this…
I’ve already done a Selena Gomez Felt Up By Airport Security post this past week…I guess that officially makes watching little 18 year old bitches who fuck Beiber walking through airport secuirty officially a fetish and this site is the hub….maybe this is the big break I’ve always needed to become a household name, making me lots of money so that I can spend my days going through airport security to experience this fetish first hand, but I figure as an uneducated pervert, I’ll be better off just applying for a job working for TSA…you know since that’s pretty much their job requirement….and seeing everyone naked is mine…so it’ll be a blessed union…
I don’t know who Diane Kruger is, but I can assume she’s Freddie’s daughter, who got her face mangled by his when she was a child acting out of line…I also know that her name is German and she looks pretty aryan, and that germans like getting shit on, making her lots of fun at parties, especially if she shows off her legs, cuz that way you don’t need to really worry about being distracted by that hard face of hers and losing your erection, you can just focus on the task at hand, shitting down her motherfucking throat….
Unless that whole German scat thing is a lie, overhyped to make people like me excited about a culture, you know some Tourism Munich campaign to get hotel sales up or some shit…
Her name is Dena Cortese and she’s on Jersey Shore, I never heard of her, cuz I don’t watch Jersey Shore and I never will, but it does explain why she’s channeling Snooki and that’s because they are the same fucking person…
Like the gremlin you’d expect Snooki to be, someone must have got this bitch wet or fed her after midnight or maybe she just got herself wet and fed herself after midnight, cuz based on Snooki’s size and shape, that’s probably how it usually goes down…and she multiplied
But unfortunately, with all mainstream crap, all the people involved in the specific scene are pretty much the exact fucking same, cookie cutter version of their boring, obvious, useless, selves in the way they dress, the way they talk, the way they act, the music they like and everything about them, and I guess these trash pictures prove that.
I hate giving Jersey Shore more attention that I have to…but sometimes I slip up and the good news is that no one reads my site…so it’s like i”m talking to my fucking self in the corner…only damaging to me.
What a fucking pig of a person this bitch is….Will this ever end…..
I’ve been seeing a lot more amateur videos of young girls on webcam with their dogs. I’m talking at least 5 videos in the last 3 months of different girls getting their pussies licked by their dogs. Shit starts as normal masturbation, next thing you know, bitch is getting eaten out by the family pet. It must be a new trend in masturbation…
Just the other day, I saw a video of a bitch laying back in panties and her dog started going at her underwear and she didn’t stop him while her boyfriend roared laughing. It’s like Dogs are the new sex toy….maybe cuz they clean up the orgasm mess after you are done…maybe cuz they can’t talk and therefore can’t tell on you…maybe cuz they do have great licking abilities…but the whole thing weirds me out…
I used to know a girl who used her dog to lick the cum out of her pussy after I fucked her and that never sat right with me….I didn’t realize she wasn’t alone in her weirdness, and as surprised as I was that young people are getting up on this..nothing ever really suprises me….our world is fucked…
Now this Jordana Brewster bitch isn’t helping me get past these recent traumatic events…there is no reason for this got to be on her lap…except maybe if he starts wagging his tail…it looks strategically placed…unlike this camera man who’s fucking up my chances of lookin’ up bitches skirt…
Either Tara Reid’s has let her anorexia go, pill popping, appetite supressing hangover go and is finally allowing the calories from her hard drinking to catch up with her, or she’s growing a discoball of love in her uterus of her her own.
I am always amazed by Tara Reid’s ability to not be dead, from having the two decade long spring break party, and think she is well equipped to be a mother as she really gets what today’s youth is all about, as long as their is a keg close by.
I don’t know what I’m getting at her, but I do think she’s knocked up, and it’s nice that she found herself an immigrant “business man” to help maintain and continue the party that is her life…
I could be wrong, this is all based on her bloated stomach, which could be just a distended stomach like she was out of ethiopia, or her period, or even some heroin fueled constapation and really, who fucking cares….
If I had known Amanda Seyfried was giving stuff away, I would have caught the next flight to LA to intercept the Goodwill drop off, so that I could masturbate on each and every item she once owned….before deeming it trash good enough for poor people…that would make for a good opportunity to have the paparazzi take pics of her…cuz she realizes that the more the paparazzi care about her…the more she gets paid…and that would probably also explain her Ryan Philippe relationship…but I assume his abs probably have something to do with that decision making process too…cuz girls like abs, and I know this for a fact, cuz girls don’t like me…but who needs girls when you have a box of crap once owned by girls…it’s the basis of my laundromat dirty laundry stealing hustle…cuz cumming on inanimate things owned by bitches who wont fuck you, it hotter than cumming on the bitches who do want to fuck you, cuz the fact they’d fuck you just makes them weird….and probably very unattractive…not that it matters…now stare at these shorts…this girl is a winner according to me….even if she’s boring in her day to day bullshit…since most people are…
What the fuck am I supposed to write about some cunt celebrity in boring clothes shopping, other than that I want want to fuck her cuz she’s been marketed to me properly….especially since I The OC got me laid….cuz college girls are pretty easy…when you date rape them….
She’s not in her underwear, or in some exclusive sex videos Star Wars ex-husband put together in order to stay relevant when he realized that without him kidnapper her and locking her up in Canada, pretending it was a serious relationship, he’s just the dude who played Darth Vader who no one wants to hire and who no one cares about…
So she’s just boring at best, especailly in these pics…..and I can only hope she’s the kind of boring who let’s fucking loose in the bedroom to make up for how much she sucks in person…cuz it won’t belong before bitterness and desperation to pay the bills sets in for Star Wars and motherfucker delivers the goods…and until that happens, you’re stuck with this…and when it does happen, I hope it’s good enough to masturbate to cuz this fucking isn’t.
I hate Hollywood. I hate celebrity. I hate the movies they are making. I hate the TV shows they are making. But more importantly I hate the actors….especially when they are at events created by themselves to celebrate themselves and legitimize their bullshit existence…
Here are the 10 most important things we learned from the Screen Actor’s Guild awards that took place the other night…
1- Jean Luc Picard has busty femal friends unlike all the people who grew up obsessed with his Star Trek captaining….
3 – Natale Portman could star in some ready to drop porn fetishes….unfortuately you all died on the inside…because despite not knowing a thing about this bitch…like that she’s a fucking annoying loser…you think you love her….making jerking off to her birthing impossible cuz you want nothing to do with admitting she’s even pregnant – Weirdo…
4- Sofia Vergara has overrated Tits….cuz she’s old and an immigrant…who should be cleaning hotel rooms…but isn’t…cuz she’s got a good throat…a lesson all girls know…
5- But not as overrated as Christina Hendricks….cuz she’s fat and fat girls don’t deserve any praise…ever…no matter how big their tits are…
6- They allowed pornstars to attend this year…
7- Sarah Hyland looks young but is 20…making it not illegal to jerk off to her while pretending she’s 12 for the sake of your fantasy….
8- Angie Harmom cuz Baywatch Nights never is eternal…
9 – Precious has a twin sister….
10 – That the Screen Actors Guild award is a mastubatory fest that was a waste of everyone’s time and that I am happy I didn’t watch or know what going down…
Who cares about celebrities when you have inbred faced white girls with decent asses dancing on the beach in some creeper video…I mean this is the shit life is about….watching overpaid cunts you shouldn’t care about frolick around in the water is alright…but I’m more into real life bitches…with hot asses…That I can actually approach cuz they don’t have security guards and a totally fabricated importance…cuz all you motherfuckers gave them an ego.
Fuck Hollywood. It’s boring…They are running out of ideas….and the insecure pussy they hire isn’t as hot as cool bitches frolicking the streets who don’t know they are hot and who don’t have this self-righteous bullshit importance…
Real life is where it’s fucking at and here is an ass in dance on the beach.
Irina Shayk proves that with some looks, a willingness to get topless for photographers, and access to one of the biggest soccer stars who needs someone like her to help snuff out the homo rumors, becoming famous is easy…
She has been named the top hot bitch by DT magazine of the year…and her winning formula I call being a hooker latch on cunt for the right people, the people who the media care about and riding that shit to the top…
It is the Samantha Ronson piggy back on Lohan and she’s not even hot strategy that got her 50,000 dollars a gig, even though she didn’t know how to DJ and didn’t deserve any stardom, only in Irina Shayk’s case, she knows how to show off her hot little body and she’s pretty talented, so she’s just getting the recognitionshe deserves…she just needed the famous gay athlete to get her there….Good hustle.
Even though these lists are total bullshit lies paid off by publicists…
