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Olivia Munn is one of those average at best girls who figured out what it took to get loyal fans, and it unfortunately worked because she irritates me….

She talked nerd shit for nerds making them fall in love with her and nerds are the most loyal fans…not to mention easy to please because they don’t care about how hot she is, they just care that she’s into what they are into, without realizing she is all bullshit because part of being a nerd is the unrealistic fantasy that motivate them to make millions which will in turn make these unrealistic fantasies come true. She figured out the nerd system….not that it was that hard….

Apparently, she’s finally figured out the point of twitter, cuz she posted some cleavage and people are talking about her….and her willingness to whore out…because nudity distracts from adequate at best looks…next stop for her is Playboy…..here are her tits.

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Expletive:BMP

Have you ever felt underwhelmed, it’s not necessarily Munn that underwhelms me, since, yesterday I boasted of how I wanted to suck her freckles through her ‘bitter fish in the crabby bush’ aka cunny bleed. But I’m underwhelmed because Munn isn’t doing anything provocative; see Munn, when you were on Attack of the Show, I watched every day. But then you got famous and no longer cared about interacting with the likes of us, thee was no reason to watch Attack of the Show. I remember when you first came on Attack of the Show all those long moons ago, and I think you interviewed kings of Leon, can’t remember, but I think so, and you fucked up real bad Munn. And immediately I thought you were cool, so, I don’t watch attack of the show any more. It isn’t your fault Munn, I fucking hated Attack of the Show for some time, because they made Jesus jokes, and when you make Jesus jokes, it’s cool, because we’re all free moral beings. Free to do whatever, but fuck you if you think I wanna partake of that blasphemous bullshit. Even though I”m a pile of shit, who’ll probably die at God’s hands at Armageddon, I still know things to be true, and that doesn’t go the fuck away, I don’t care how far down this fucking rabbit hole I crawl. I’ll never disrespect the creator. And that’s a given. But Munn is where she wants to be, and that’s in a place where I don’t find that jewish guy to be funny, nor his show, not that I have a problem with the jewish guy, or his crew, I just don’t get his jokes, and I like him, Jon Stewart is my home boy, I’ve just gotten darker than I was when I watched him years ago, and I don’t have much of a sense of humor anymore. I loved comedy shows, but I don’t watch them anymore because nothing they do is funny, unless some one is getting fucked up or being a complete fucking idiot. That’s why I watch Court TV a lot. Black comedies are forever fucking boring and stale, the only funny nigga to have had a show that was genuinely funny was Dave Chappel, and that fucker is crazier than I am. Comedies now a days are politically correct, and everyone is afraid of making fun of gays and niggas. But fuck me if yous faggots (and by faggots I don’t specifically mean gay people, as a matter of a fact, from now on , faggots shall mean you fucking lame duck peering muthafuckas and gays shall be simply called THE GAYS) enjoy making fun of the bible and Jesus, so all ya’ll comedy is based on that. So fuck you for that you lame duck writers.
But Munn is doing comedy now, and I won’t watch, but I’ll probably download, and if it’s lame, I’ll see Munn again on the flip side. I ain’t proof reading a muthafucka.
burner

I would fuck the living daylights out of her
Expletive:BMP

^^^I agree.
Expletive:BMP

but more of Munn on Stewart. I’m not as crabby as I was the other day, and the dark light of depression lightens slightly, think I’m going back to reading a few biblical chapters a day, sure as hell didn’t have as much depression when I did.
But moving on, Munn is on Stewart now, and she’s not going to be salacious, nor is she going to be the brunt of any jokes, nor is she going to say salacious things as she once did; Stewart and co is as funny as using icy hot as lube during masturbation including when you get the icy hot gel on your nuts; muthafucka burns like a muthafucka, but isn’t cool nor funny. I’ve tried to get Stewart’s humor— even though I liked him in the Faculty— and as of yet, I don’t get it. Sure the guy has awesome comic timing, and they’re times he hits the fucking mark, but mostly, his material is boring as fuck. Sure bringing Black on his show is hilarious when Black isn’t being a fucking asshole and talking about how there isn’t any God because he’s some high tech theoretical physicist who knows better (it’s fucking hilarious when assholes says there is no God and basis their belief on words other fucking assholes says who are theorist at best, but the fucking idiots who says there isn’t, who based their asshole comments on the the theories of other assholes is even bigger assholes because they don’t know the science behind the theory so they ‘re just fucking dumb stupid muthafucking asswhores following fashion.)—no he fucking isn’t. But when Black isn’t insulting God, but instead is using his time to properly attack Glen Beck (I like Glenn, Glenn is a genius; his comedy routine cracks me up every time) then Black is okay. Munn is just there taking up space, and almost anyone can do her job.
That’s why she should have stayed with Attack of the Show, sure doing television is cool, and sitcoms is cool, but eventually they’ll all dump your ass, but the true heart and soul that is the populace who would have never dropped or dumped you, never ever ever ever forsaken you ever, will eventually get over you. And when this new change of gears fail, you’ll be pushed aside like the stars of friends were when Friends was saying something but then eventually dropped; though i never watched friends, i just liked watching joey say dumb shit that made no sense, and phoebe. Sure them spamming Candice Bailey should be fucking brilliant but really is fucking stupid, because Candice is a like a deer caught in headlights, and you Munn, always seemed like a closeted sociopath predator—and we the fans adored you for it, but Eventually, Candice will grow on the up and coming geeks who has turned into the show. Geeks like myself, we’re done with attack of the show since the internet has infinitely more material, and most of it is actually cool.
William

Um… Expletive:BMP? Seriously, dude. Go see a doctor. I’m being serious. There’s help for the way you’re feeling. Especially for the depression. You don’t have to feel it anymore. Work with your Doc to figure out a regimen and do your best to stick with it. It’ll work. I speak from experience.
IAS

Expletive:BMP — can’t help thinking that Jared Lee Loughner wrote comments just like that shit.
Expletive:BMP

William, my depression reminds me of something pretentious.
IAS, who?
SERIOUSLY, Who the fuck is Jared Lee Loughner? And I’m not using google either, because you brought it up, and using google takes more energy than I’m willing to give.
Usually I wouldn’t give the babble of others a second thought, but not today, today, I’m using my brains :
Seeing as how my words reminds you of someone else, even if you haven’t actually seen said person do similar actions to warrant said comparison to me. Even if his actions were as mine was, there is no comparative way, nor is their culpable relevance, to say how his doing what I had done warranted your comparison of me to him in the first place, since, his goings and comings was not observed by anyone other than himself and those concerned with him (Unless he’s your boyfriend or some shit, which is cool, unless you’re a dude, and then….), even if you were of whom he was concerned, and is presently in his confidence, you have no way of knowing if his critiquing or lamenting had in any way led to his doing this or that as prescribed by your analogy since, what is seen, and what is felt aren’t necessarily one in the same. Though this is idea must be rescinded because knowledge of facts needs no one to “Think” of it’s eventuality, but in this regard, I must break fashion and once more lament: I have no fucking idea who he is or what is his relevance for him to be compared to me. Thereby, you have no way of knowing if his actions or a lack there of, which seemingly is derogatory, would warrant in your mind (the place where you thought to think)an eventuality, or is a precursor to me doing anything of any significance or convenience ( the ah-so fulfillment of your thesis of the creature that is me, based upon your familiarity with this Jared Lee Loughner person) to assist in any way your analysis or assumptions of my potential future actions, regardless of it’s intent; i.e; for good or for ill.
You do realize where you are, don’t you Isa? You’re on Drunkenstepfather.com, and only sick fucks trolls here.
And spammers, DSF is all about spam, and here’s my spam Isa; watch Stargate Universe, see humanity flung 9 billions light years from home. Invite your friend Jarod Lee loughner, maybe he’ll watch. That’s Stargate Universe, formerly on SyFy, but always on the internet, for free. But don’t be a tool, send a few coins to MGM to warrant season 3.
aristigon

SHE’S hot but ask her about the szalzi working
Expletive:BMP

aristigon you sound as if you know something I don’t, please share.
Layla

Wow. ISA–I think you are correct, sir! Expletive:BMP is coo-coo for Coco Puffs!
Expletive:BMP

Layla of this much, you can be sure, the question is though, how fucking crazy am I? On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m probably a 5.5, which is safe enough but not very safe: IN LAYMAN TERMS, I can skull fuck you to death, but I probably won’t, at least not now.