I should be on spring break, banging passed out coeds after pretending to be the hotel janitor. I should have found a way to make that happen. I hear it is Mardi Gras on Saturday. I should be there. Banging passed out coeds after pretending to be the janitor. It’s a herpes party all over the world…and I am sick, poor and on my couch listening to my wife pound down a bag of chips.
I can’t even have a drink tonight to numb me cuz it hurts too much and that’s usually my guage of how serious this is.
Here are my stepLINKS….not that you care, cuz you motherfuckers are out there banging passed out college pussy, drinking under the sun, and too busy to click my fucking links.
I was live tweeting the Oscars last night, and wasn’t gonna bother posting pics from the shit to boycot them not inviting me, but then I realized I should thank them for not inviting me, cuz the whole thing fucking sucked…bored me, disgusted me, made me hate hollywood, but more importantly, made me hate myself for watching it…..
But I figured I should post the good pictures of the bitches who were there, cuz this is kind of a celebrity site no one reads…and I figured I’m obligated…even though I’m not…
Hell I figured I’d post it cuz I love Katie Price’s stupid tits..no she wasn’t at the actual Oscars, just the after party, I guess they have some integrity still left in them……..her golden globes don’t sag…they aren’t bulit like that…
Kim Kardashian wasnt at the actual Oscar’s either but she was fat wherever she did end up…..
I figured I’d post it cuz Scarjohan is not as hot as you think she is…
Mila Kunis probably is….but I was too angry to know for sure…
I figured I’d post it cuz of Jennifer Hudson’s deflated tits were all that was there to represent black…during black history month…
No, I don’t consider Halle Berry Black
I figured I’d post it cuz Natalie Portman has mom tits…and virgin losers obsessed with her love mom tits…while I hate every time she talks….
and cuz Sandra Bullock is officially a monster, no just someone 90 percent of us thinks is a monster…
Jennifer Lawrence is alirght though…I think I may love her…depsite the possibility she’s related to Joey….
The whole thing fucking sucked…especially the hosts…waste of fucking time…as was this post…next time – maybe i’ll take the time to find more nipple or cleavage…but you can just use google to see what other bitches were there, I’m too busy dying to bother…
Here’s Angela Simmons, who you may know as Rev. Run’s daughter, who is out proving just how spiritual and of god her family is, by wearing the skimpiest bikini her black ass could squeeze into….you know cuz Rev. Run is full of fucking shit, and probably fucked on his wife, fucked with drugs, fucked groupies, fucked over partners, fucked over many fucking things while fucking them, cuz that’s what being half of Run DMC is all about…depsite his preachy bullshit he spews on the internet…bullshit proven by his attention whoring daughter….who I know if I was a Rev, I’d make sure the bitch didn’t fuck up my hustle by doing shit like this, cuit would take away the little credibility I had….
All this to say, I wish I had her uncle’s adult lisp to use on this young bitch….you know slipping the bikini bottoms to the side…and digging in…cuz I like her and wanna taste her.
I don’t know about this Galliano guy, but last I checked Hilter killed off all the faggots too. My theory is that he’s just drunk and trying to be shocking wih a couple cunts he has no patience for, and that he’s not anti-jew, cuz the fashion world is pretty much run by jews…and that would be suicide…but then again maybe that’s what he wants…you know you’d kill yourself too if you were a homo….especially if you were HIV positive…I know how the AIDS scene works…
I don’t really care about people’s hatred, I just love everyone, especially when they have sex little accents like the girls Galliano keeps calling ugly…I’d like to be from her asshole too.
I could be a few years off on her titty age, you see I didn’t read her best selling book, despite her inability to write her name, so the fake tit coulda been bought to give her purpose and to make the boys like her pretty much anytime after she turned 18…but her pussy is officially 25 and I guess that’s what matters…since anyone can have fake tits…but a pussy is something nurtured and cared for that makes babies…if you don’t pull out in time…something this whore is probably very familiar with….
Jersey Shore is trash. Jersey girls are trash. That’s the story stepSTEVE and his friend from New Jersey told me…
Here’s some hero reporter kicking himself in the ass for helping some white dude getting bead down hard by some black dudes…when he shoulda stuck with his brothers…instead of with the white man he is so hard trying to conform with…cuz it turned out the white dude getting beat the fuck up was a white power nazi, while the black dudes were just trying to set the fucker straight, teaching him a fucking lesson….lots to learn in this video – take it all in.
If I had a daughter…I’d make her watch every single Taylor Momsen concert video to teach her how to act…I’d be like “see that, that’s how girls who like making money act”….cuz if I had a daughter…I’d want to ride her titties to the top like I was Joe Simpson, Britney Spears Dad and every other trashy dad with a dream of getting out of the hell he’s living via his daughter’s genitals…Unfortunately for me, I only have still births.
Charlie Sheen is a genius….I love watching America media try to understand or make sense of him…using their bullshit cliches and obvious questions just makes him that much more genius….If I was famous…I’d be fucking with the world too….on all levels…
Here’s somethings that he said that stood out as incredible….
Dude, can’t handle it…Unplug this bastard….
Fires in a way that maybe not from this terresteral realm….
I’m bi- Winning. I win here and I win there. Now what.
Winning.
I use a blender. I use a vaccuum cleaner.
Dude, I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing thing.
I have one speed and one gear. Go.
Not going to. Period. The End.
The Run I was on Made them all look like Droopy eyed armless children.
I may forget about them tomorrow, but they’ll live with that memory for the rest of their life. It’s a gift.
I would love to spend my days with this motherfucker….Every element of what this guy is doing, every thing he is saying is just like words from a fucking prophet or some shit….I shoulda befriended Bree Olson, she was my in.
I watched the Oscars. Unfortunately. I don’t remember this bitch being there. I’ve never even heard of her.
I do appreciate her pre-oscar outfit. I mean who the fuck needs to see people done up like they are going to a beauty pageant, or some stupid award show that they will pretend is the most important of their life, you know with all their make up, harnesses, botox and bullshit to make their tits and ass look their best, when pictures of them dressed like circus clowns, showing off pussy definition, is substantially more erotic…entertaining and insane….
I don’t understand what inspired this staged photoshoot with Shauna Sand, I mean other than the fact that she’s hungry for attention because I can only assume she’s got another sex tape coming out and that her black dead vagina is ready to play in a sex tape….cuz she’s gone from Playboy to Pornstar, it only took 20 years…but I do know that seeing her posing with various bikini bottoms is fucking hilarious, I’m thinking this is some trash whore bikini company paying the only pussy desperate enough to take that kind of product placement money….but then again this is hollywood – they are all desperate for money…Shauna Sand is just affordable…and here is her pretty hot body – as plastic as it may be , it’d try to taste it if I could….but I’m just a pervert who finds this kind of shit prestige…
This is pretty simple mathematics. Get famous celebrity pussy in workout gear humping workout balls and you’ll get a huge youtube video.. except that only 18,000 people watched this shit…maybe cuz they already saw it after the Oscars….or maybe it’s cuz Kimmel isn’t relevant…but it’s some of the biggest stars you wanna fuck simulating sex with a workout ball…doing some funny or die qulaity shit….as mainstream TV takes on the internet.
I got nothing else to say about this shit….just watch til the end and you’ll see Lohan’s new face, Alba cry, Biel show you how she rapes weak girlie men, and Scarjohan pretend she’s been asked how she stays fit…which we all know is a lie.
For those of you stupid enough to watch the Academy Awards last night, cuz you think they actually matter, and are more than just some jerk off fest amongst trashy idiots with no real substance, talent, skill or creativity….where you could see them trying to appeal to a younger audience, trying youtube sensation stunts like autotune, or booking two younger idiots to be the host, instead of booking an actual comedian or presenter…having the whole thing remind me of what Hollywood was and where it has become…partially cuz of the internet, and partially cuz these idiots are too money obsessed and disconnected….The only thing good about it was that a British movie won…..cuz it’s just a reminder that America keeps producing commerical, mainstream shit….like Jersey Shore…
Either way….you also missed to two best things coming out of the USA right now, sure one is actually originally british, but still counds as American to me….Shameless and Californication….and here are the tits that were on display in those shows when you were too pre-occupied to realize there’s more to life than celebrities awarding each other in some elitist crap….like these tits on TV…
Some Emmy Rossum Named After the Emmy Award she’s hoping to Win….in some clever naming she’s used to brainwash us into thinking she deserves the shit…in Shameless….
Here’s Luara Wiggins, I don’t know who she is, but she’s young a titty….in Shameless….
I am still recovering from an attempted suicide thanks to the Oscars bringing me to that ledge….Unfortunately for you I am a loser on all levels, so I couldn’t follow through on it…as nothing ever works my way…I probably should have tried no to commit suicide in order to actually die a slow painful death in attempt to feel again after the masturbatory event that robbed me of three years of my life…even if it felt more like 3 years…
Here’s the news to start the day, cuz despite the stitches, it’s good to be alive, cuz these idiots share the earth wit us…
Teacher Arrested, Hurt Couple Speaks Out
For the first time since they were allegedly attacked by a Fort Worth teacher, an elderly couple from Grand Prairie is talking about the ordeal.
Catholic School Fires Openly Gay Priest
A beloved Chestnut Hill College professor is out of a job after the.private Roman Catholic institution said it didn’t know Father James St. George was gay when he was hired to teach.
Mom Admits Driving Daughter to Fight
Two girls fighting over a guy is nothing new, but one mom decided to step in and drive her daughter to knock the other girl flat, and it didn’t end there. It all went down in Eastpointe.
Drive-by paintball attacks in Taunton
TAUNTON – Police are looking for a group of males who have been unnerving residents with drive-by paintball attacks.
State weighs drug tests for welfare in Florida
There are two bills up for debate in Tallahassee that could change the way public assistance is distributed in the Sunshine State.
I fell like I’ve posted this header pic already – so here’s another one…
The highlight of my day was designing this very complex Charlie Sheen T-Shirt , no wait it was napping, no wait it was hanging out at a discount department store playing with the women buying panties despite their obvious hatred towards me…not wait the highlight of my day was definitely napping…not it was Charlie Sheen T-Shirt ….no it was definitely getting plagerized by some site that is stealing my search traffic by using my content on there site to get listed on google Charlie Sheen T-Shirt …no wait it was Follow Friday cuz Denise Richards validated my exitance….Are you even reading this? Why? Get out there and do something….
All the classy, rich, connected and exclusive people on my facebook go to the ascot races, so it is only fitting that these pictures of Katie Price aka Jordan aka the girl with the dumbest fucking tits to ever be made into a brand that trashy as fuck people in the UK eat the fuck up like she ate the fuck up the black pussy in the sex tape she released before having a black pussy of her own in the form of a handicapped baby due to punishment for being such a vile human, dressed like she was going to the races made sense…
You see, whenever I think of class….I think of Katie Price…well whenever I think of UK white trash as a class, living in their caravans craving the newest shitty product to tease their stripper daughter’s hair I think of Katie Price….so these pics make no fucking sense..
But luckily, this is Katie Price and he wholesome shit didn’t last, she’ll never let me down…with these tits….
