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Kim Kardashian in her Bikini for FHM of the Day

Kim Kardashian is just fucking noise. She’s full of shit noise that just distracts us from what is important in life, like everything that isn’t Kim Kardashian. She is trashy. She is useless. She is not talented. She is famous from having a sex tape and a good publicist. Her porn career landed her a TV show, where her character shines as the vapid, materialistic, idiotic cunt doing a Paris Hilton impression. She makes bullshit statements, she lies about being sad about the sex tape she released, she doesn’t contribute to society. She’s just a fucking nothing who we’ve made a someone and I don’t know why, but I can assume it starts with her tits and ends with her big round ass…cuz that’s all we need to counter balance everything wrong with this cunt…we’re easily won over like that…

Here are her pics in FHM, photoshopped in a bikini, hiding her fat, and the real shock in all this is that FHM is still around, sure they’re bottom feeding as fuck, proven with their star of choice, and here are the pics…you’ve probably already seen.

  • http://grind365.com Al

    Wow, so much photoshop!

  • http://www.upskt.com Upskrt Celebs

    Her vagina looked like it actually tasted good in her porno.

  • Expletive:BMP

    Sure she’s awesome to look at, and her sex tape was really nice sans Ray J. But I’m guessing she is embarrassed about her sex tape; who wouldn’t be, it basically would show you having sex, and everything else you keep hidden. If she wasn’t embarrassed she’d be walking around naked all the time. Sure she has cellulite and love handles, and could be more Jessica Simpson releasing farts at every opportunity, but then, if she did that, she wouldn’t be Kim K, and would be Jessica Simpson. So love her as she is, Hayzeus.

  • Imtheloserbehindyou

    Really, FHM. Really?

  • Bob Smith

    Thank heavens for Kim. She keeps the Photoshop people employed 24×7.

    And she’s lying about being embarrassed by the sex tape; its the one things she’s done that actually took her some work and isn’t her just jumping around with her fat ass. Its actually the best thing she’s done with her life.

  • cowbulls

    I think she might be MVW (most valuable woman) right now. Spectacular body and she has let a slew of guys take her for a spin. How can her screwing guys from coast to coast and even sports teams be bad?






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