I assume there’s a fuck of a lot more bikini pictures at SI.com, but I figured I might as well steal some of their pics, put them on my site, for those of you too lazy to go searching for the shit on your own. That’s just the kind of blogger I am. I risk lawsuits and alienation, criminal records and being hated, all to get you pics I didn’t take of girls I’ve never heard of in bikinis…I’m on some Robin Hood or Peter Pan shit…a hero, with no real cause or purpose..

Either way, SI delivers every year, girls who have big tits, hot bodies that I like to see half naked, body painted in the thickest paint that might as well be a bikini, erasing nipples in photoshop before putting the pics to press, but I’ve been onto this shit since 1989, and it doesn’t get boring like Victoria’s Secret does…It just gets better…They should be paying me for this positive plug…

Here are some bitches living the hot body dream, validated, with the SI stamp of approval….

Here’s Kate Upton, a model with big tits who likes showing them off who I’ve never heard of…but who I assume isn’t this Kate Upton…

Genvieve Morton who must be tied in with the publisher, cuz she’s not that hot, but still half naked…and from South Africa, the home of Aids, Racism, Blood Diamonds and hot mixed up genetic pussy…

Cinta Dicker for people not scared of freckles and orange pubic hair….

Kenza Fourati

Julie Henderson

Esti Ginzburg for Israel……..

I am gonna stop posting this shit – It’s all available at SI.com, with exclusive video and shit. Me putting it up is a huge waste of time….

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