I hate Ke$ha and I hate that I just used a dollar sign for an S….It’s like I bought into her bullshit….

These pictures just don’t make any fucking sense to me…on any fucking level….I mean I have ignored Ke$ha’s existance for a long time…her songs come on the radio, I change the channel, her pictures come up on the paparazzi sites, I look the other way, people email me about her, I delete the emails…but there’s no ignoring this Tsunami hitting the beach …run to higher ground….wherever the fuck she is…

It’s like if you look like this, you don’t get half naked…I mean seriously, this doesn’t even make sense, I’m tyring to figure out this body type and I’m convinced these were doctored, cuz girls just don’t look this shape, I mean humans in general don’t look this shape, and I guess that would explain my theory of her being from another fucking planet….

Her story is simple, Katy Perry is her hipster friend, Katy Perry got famous real fast cuz she was fucking Gym Class Heroes, Katy Perry decided to bring her BFF up with her, cuz talent wasn’t needed, all that was needed was catchy bullshit garbage to brainwash children….and look at her now…spending all her undeserved money of cake…

Wow…this isn’t normal…even grandmothers look better in a bikini than this….

I am seriously thrown off by this…in a huge way…but not as huge as her bikini bottoms…

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