Kristin Cavallari’s Amazing Face of the Day
I figured that when this bitch’s show got cancelled, she’d finally throw in the fucking towel and produce sex tapes…or pretty much anything semi-erotic.
For those of you who don’t know or care, she was the bitch from a show called Laguna Beach, it was the show that was chapter 1 of The Hills…it was what made this bitch a “Celebrity” and I use that world loosely, and she had the balls to refuse to continue on The Hills cuz she had an ego and decided she could make it as an actor, a legit actor…the crossover everyone in Reality has been able to make successfully….only to realize a few years later that she needed money and that no one took her seriously…and that she was the bitch on a show far less significant than the one she refused to be the star of….So she had to beg MTV to let her back on, only for the shit to get cancelled her first year back…making you think she’s either the Yoko Ono that ends a horrible thing…a hero to the world or maybe that she’s the useless twat capable of bringing down an already useless as fuck show cuz she’s just that useless…
But I see the good in everything, and I firmly believe there’s nothing useless about ANY girl…pretty much cuz she’s got the required holes to be a real talent and success in porn.
Leading to the conclusion, that she should turn to porn, cuz I think it’d be a place where she could really fucking shine…at least a place I’d like to watch her shine….with semen and vagina juice…cuz really they’re all fucking whores to me.
