LeAnn Rimes is not only a homewrecking bad Christian slut, who fucks married men with babies on the way, she’s also a skinny hipster….well not entirely a hipster…but she uses hipster iphone photo aps to get pictures of her amazingly disgustingly skinny body and fake tits in a bikini…to show the world what her ugly face has got going on underneath her clothes…it’s all party of the Christian slut thing….next step will be inserting religious statues into her cunt…cuz repression and being married to a gay dude for a long time fucks with heads like that….
I am all for all girls, no matter how big and ugly their faces are, no matter how skinny and disgusting their bodies are, no matter how fake their little round tits are, no matter how boring their music and homewrecking is, posting pics of themselves in bikinis, it makes my creeping on them a lot easier.
Keep up the attention grabbing exhibitionism, but more importantly, keep up the starvation/meth addiction, I think the world is collectively ready for you to end yourself.
In case you were wondering, this bost wasn’t meant to be funny. They never are.
What the fuck is going on in these Tranny Goth on the beach Pics.
I just don’t know if I really want to understand.
But I do know that they are see through and showing off thong underwear….
Maybe she’s trying to prove she’s not a cross dresser cuz cross dressers don’t wear thongs as there’s not enough room to tuck their dick nicely behind the fabric of a thong, you know mythbusting cuz her husband has an affinity for cross dressers….
Maybe she’s a chick….I mean she most likely is…there are plenty of manly women out there…she does have kids and pretty believable pregnant pics…and maybe she’s just looking for male attention cuz her husband’s too busy jerking off to dudes in dresses and wigs…
Maybe she doesn’t realize her skirt is see through…and that this is just an accident…
Maybe we’ve asked too many question about this and theorized too much on this…cuz what it comes down to is it is just fucking dark and weird looking and it makes me want to sacrifice a goat to satan…and I’ll I’ve got is an obese wife who can beat me up…so I’m just gonna move along.
I’ve never done a post on Gina Lecompte. I don’t know who she is and either does the internet, but the paparazzi do, so maybe they were hired by her rich parents to help launch her career doing whatever it is that she does, or maybe they just like her tits, which is pretty much the reason I’m up on this. I’m easy like that.
I don’t know who Summer Glau is, but I know she’s flexible enough for me….
Then again, the last time I fucked a girl who could get off the couch on her own was a decade ago, so I’ve got pretty low expectations when it comes to flexibility…
Apparently she has a following of virgin losers thanks to shitty gigs in shitty TV shows that gat canceled, but here she is in some shit called The Cape, wearing a leotard, doing some gynmastic shit, and as far as I’m concerned….I’m down.
She also did some Tyler Shields, fake artist photographer to the stars, video that sucks, cuz that’s just how Tyler Shields works….wearing similar outfit…cuz I guess that’s her hustle…
Slutty Scientologist. I mean she must not be taking her religion very seriously, maybe because it isn’t an actual religion, but a cult for Rich people who believe in a scam created by a sci-fi writer, or maybe because all of hollywood are just full of shit…
Cuz the religious people I know, or see on the street, or come knocking on my door with notices of how man is killing the world, from Jesus people, to Jews, to Arabs, they’d never be this exposed, even on the beach, not that they’d ever be on the beach, because they’re free time is sprent preaching the word of the lord or some shit…
Here are some reliously imprisioned legs on the beach cuz they are not allowed to wear a bikini cuz alien vengeance from their alien god would strike down from above…but maybe she should push the limits like a teenage girl girl rebelling against their uptight upbringing, cuz I always love watching the ex-catholic school girls masturbating with crucifixes out of spite, it’s erotic.
What it comes down to is that I want her daddy issues all over my dick…because her feelings of inadequacies when it comes to her self esteem, thanks to the successful marriage skills of her sister, put a heavy load on a bitch to pave her own way in life…I mean shit, I’m a dude who hates marriage as it is the death of all things good in life, and even I’m jealous of the Royal Wedding, and that’s her fucking sister…gotta do some real damage that makes for some real amazing dick riding…
I’m hoping this is his family or a friend or a buisness associate or a personal assisstant or even someone he is settling with cuz he got drunk and knocked her up during some college springbreak shit he was at….or pretty much anything that he’s not having sex with….or accidentally having sex with….cuz bitch looks like a dude….hard faced and angry…something a girl like this should never be when reflecting back to all the hot pussy I know who would love to fuck Justin Timberlake…
Not that I care who Justin Timberlake sticks his dick inside, I just feel like this would be a waste of his successes….and I hate seeing people waste the golden ticket that is their life when they could be doing so much more hot pussy than they are…provided they aren’t gay.
The Kate Upton tour continues… This bitch is everywhere. I guess she knows that her 18 year old huge tits are going to be 28 year old obese tits cuz tits like this at 18 always have a stomach and ass that will always catch the fuck up ….it’s scientifically proven.
So I like her drive and ambition and appreciation for this unexpected success and fame…I like that she knows there is a timeline before she turns into Gilbert Grapes mom….especially now that every dude wants to fuck her young sloppiest bikini model body that’s still not as sloppy as your wife…but probably sloppier than she was at 18 that I’ve ever seen and she’s just gonna get sloppier…
But for now, she’s getting body painted, showing off her body, while you can think about how few dicks have probably been in her…it’s the whole 18, innocent, hot bodied, busty that’s better than good for now….
I know this is going to end in a sex tape.
Here are her friends grabbing at her tits. Amazing…
These pictures would have been a lot better without a pregnant Tori Spelling in them….
I guess it’d also be a lot better if she was topless so that we could make sense of her award gap tit, or even on all fours while pregnant cuz slutty pregnant chicks, although disgusting are funny cuz you know they wish people looked at them in a way that made them feel objectified and worth fucking…
I still don’t know who this Meagan Good chick I want to fuck is even though I post on her often enough because I don’t watch black programming. I just can’t relate to it..but I can relate to any bitch in a pair of leggings that end up sheer while they are stretched the fuck out, exposing their colorful underwear…not because it’s ever happened to me since I don’t wear pantyhose and/or leggings but because whenever I see it I want to fuck it….
I don’t know what these are pictures of, but I do know I see cankles, and there is nothing like watching a girl go from a teen slut everyone wanted to fuck, to a trailer park looking ex stripper mom that fat married truckers passing through town want to fuck without commitments cuz they are not hot enough to cum all over, just not hot enough to cum inside and introduce to your friends and family…You know what I’m talking about…at least in theory…cuz the day you meet a girl willing to fuck you for money is the day you send a memo to everyone who laughed at your virginity or called you a fag…you’ll show them…I believe in you…but I don’t believe in Miley sustaining her pussy appeal now that she’s not jail bait….and here’s the pic.
I came up with a new concept of drinking one 0.5 percent alcohol beer for every real life beer…and I tested it out last night. Turns out that instead of drinking 12 beers in a night, I drink 12 beers and 12 non-alocholic beers, it was a real fucking success, the extra 1200 calories look amazing on my bikini body…no homo…
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I don’t believe in the news….it is just propaganda.
But I do like the local news, mainly cuz I like know who grew the biggest zucchini in every town across America…but also because of all the idiots who go unnoticed cuz real news bumps their stories off the national news…
So that’s why I do this…and because the walmart upskirt guy is hysterical….
Man Charged for Wal-Mart Upskirt Videos
Edwin Bates secretly aimed a video camera up women’s skirts at a North Texas Wal-Mart, police say.
Thousands surround gang fight on Massachusetts beach
S. BOSTON – Authorities say law enforcement officials converged on Carson Beach in South Boston and broke up fights involving youths from rival gangs.
Five People Arrested for Dancing at Jefferson Memorial
A dance-in at the Jefferson Memorial led to five arrests and a violent clash with U.S. Park Police.
Porn Pics Found on ‘The Sims 3′ Website
There was shock for a Maryland Mom who thought she could protect her kids by supervising them online. Then she logged on the simulation computer gaming site “The Sims 3″ and discovered dozens of pornographic images.
Lawsuit seeks $15K for rose thorn prick
A Lake Mary man is suing Winn-Dixie Stores and a flower importer for a finger prick caused by rose thorn.
Man Tells Police Parent’s Ashes in Car (surprising news for his parents)
Police say a Michigan man pulled over by police told them they could not search his car because the ashes of his dead parents were in the middle console.
I gave a very very very weak effort today. I deserve long weekends too. Even if the holidays are from other countries, or relgons, my laziness likes to experience them and take advantage of them.
This is what happens when you get fat, deny it to yourself, and slip into the bikini you used to wear when you were skinny, you end up flashing your mound to the world, while your belly hangs over it, in some kind of trailer park kiddie pool party experience you’d expect to see the drunk granny in her 40s having, but instead it’s a bottom feeding celeb hungry for both attention and food, and I guess that makes these pics awesome…
Getting naked for attention, no matter what size you are, always works for me.
