I found kiddie porn…or what was questionable child content on youtube and read through some of the comments…there was shit like “look at her nipples” and “oh the innocence of a child” with youtube names and profiles associatede with the shit….I clicked on some of the pervert links and they have playlists of kids doing various kid things…so I reported it to youtube…

You’d think they’d have a fucking filter for this shit. You’d think Google, a publicly traded company would be accountable for this shit, instead they are running ads on your next to it, while I’m labeled a porn site…It is insane….

I pissed off a friend of mine cuz her good friend died and my condolences were “I hope you didn’t like him too much”….see people die, it’s shitty but you have to go through life expecting it…so she should be offering me blowjobs instead of hate….

Not that it matters…

Here are my stepLINKS…I’m drinking this summer cold away on the last week of summer vacation….debating impregnating college girls who just moved here for school and are out celebrating frosh…because that’s the plight of a real perverted pig…

Hopefully, I’ll get pics….

Here are the stepLINKS cunt punch….

Ignore the spammy video…so don’t click the spammy link…I just don’t have the rights to post the pics – but youtube piracy…cuz youtube is sketchy as hell even though it is publily traded…

For those of you who care…Kate Hudson had a second kid with a different father than the first dad cuz she’s used up trash like that…Seriously, besides leading the Wilson Brother to suicide, she’s also been up to fucking pretty much everyone, and I saw her in a recent movie, looking haggard and bloated, played out and done at 32, but She’s in a white white. She’s got HUGE milk filled tits, which is something new for her, as she’s been one of the flattest bitches in Hollywood…rockin’ some baby weight and a vagina that probably wrecked, but not from the birth, but because it was already wrecked pre birth due to serious mistreatment…..and those are some my favorite things….

Here’s an amazing story. A cop was caught fucking a bitch on the hood of a car when he was in uniform and assumingly on duty, it is amazing and I can relate because if I was a cop, that would always be my optional out clause….you can go to jail for jaywalking miss…or you can let me fuck you on the hood of the car….I mean shit I’ve tried to get my hands on cop uniforms to pull this shit on the fucking street…It hasn’t worked out yet, cuz apparently I’m too fat for cop uniforms despite all the fat cops I’ve seen…but shit’s a good way to get laid….abusing power …

On a sidenote…here’s another stepNEWS story where a Massage Parlor case collapses when the lawyer got called out as one of her clients…genius world we live in. Genius.

I still think Maria Menounos has got it going on….even though she must be pushing 40 now….maybe it’s the greeks love anal sex factor…or maybe it’s because she’s got a hot body…even when just walking the street….and sure I like her better when she’s posting See Through Pics on Twitter …..or drinking in her bikini….but more importantly flashing her untouched because greek’s like anal VAGINA …..but these will do for now…I blame the hangover, horniness, and lack of hot girls in my life for being so easy to please today…

Rose McGowan has some of the best breasts in Hollywood and I’ve been a fan of hers since seeing Doom Generation in the 90s when I used to rent movies based on the nudity warnings..

Sure she’s botoxed the shit out of herself, making her almost look like a clown, but from this angle she’s just as amazing as she’s always been and the fact that these brown leather shorts are unbreatheable….makes this picture experience even better….

Here are the pics…

It’s not gay to jerk off to these pictures….you see cuz Chaz Bono was born with a vagina and even if he cut of his tits and sewed up his pussy …and lives her life as a man….fucking her up the ass is still considered straight…just ignore the prosthetic testicles…

I mean it’s the same logic of guys who beat up post op trannies when they find out their shallow dry vaginas used to be a dick….

All this to say that trannies freak me out….they are weird, I have no compassion for them, evne if their erious issues stem from being molested as a child…it’s not entirely human to change your genitals and gender by choice, cuz you want to, even if you’re a bull dyke to being with….but at the same time, I don’t give a fuck about what people do or how they live their lives….or what they operate and alter…it is almost a joke…and pretty entertianing….knowing the inner torment that went into turning yourself from Chastity to Chaz…..so this post is about Chaz Bono not being gay to jerk off to…and I’m sticking to that theory….even though she’s got a beard…I blame Cher.

In 2003, Christina Milian changed our masturbation to music video habit for the better with this Dip it Low shit that was next level sleazy at the time…

In 2011, she’s still an exhibitionist slut, cuz I guess it’s all she knows, only now she’s a mom, with a meaty mom vagina, and not the virgin she was in the video….and sure she’s not as hot…but anytime I see a mom walking the streets like this…I know how they got pregnant in the first place…by spitting the cum from her mouth into a cup and inseminating herself to get the guy to think of her as more than just a slut, booty call, or fuck…but as the mother of her kid…to make an honest woman of her until that gets boring….at least that’s the story I heard…

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a tank that proves that black isn’t always slimming….She’s answered the age old fashion myth all on her own….She’s a real life myth buster…I knew she served a purpose….unless of course this is her looking slim…in which case I’m gonna go watch this clip a few times….and remember what was….

Here are the fat pics…

I keep following the milk filled tits on January Jones and her illegitimate bastard child, not because she’s famous, or hot, or really even of interest or interesting….I just can’t help the magnetic draw I have to bitches who make the decision to not abort when they get knocked up by a dude who was just fucking them recreationally, because they either figure that they will never get knocked up again and now is the time before it is too late, or maybe they’ve had too many abortions and one more will kill her chances of having a baby, or that they are independent and not so into doing these things on their own….you know self involved and irresponsible and not concerned with the social impact this is gonna have on the kid…the whole thing is erotic…but then again, I do call myself the drunkenstepfather, maybe broken homes and extended families are deeply connected to my soul…

Here are some boring pics of Malin Akerman with what could be hard nipple, while opening her mouth like she’s ready to take a load on her whore face, and I’m only posting it because I like seeing clothed women caught in pictures making erotic faces, with hard nipples, because leaving the house is better than any porn, I’m just too lazy to leave the house….but I can live vicariously through low level celebrities who were an action star once that aren’t all that interesting to look at…but are better than nothing…thanks Malin and your stupid name…

Here are some pictures of Sofia Vergara headed to the doctor…I get exceited when I see girls going to the doctor…not because I like health problems…but because I’m a curious soul and can’t help but wonder whether she’s there for an abortion, some gynecolocial exams, maybe even for a terminal disease, could it be hormone therapy for her menopause cuz she’s old, or is it a breast exam cuz she’s busty….I assume it is likely just herpes because she’s an immigrant who has made it famous, who has won awards, and that doesn’t come without lots and lots of unprotected sex…

Either way, these pics are hot.

The world’s so classy…especially in Minnesota…

Here’s today’s news….

Man Sucked into Storm Drain, Dies
Despite the best efforts of rescuers, a New Jersey man has died after getting sucked into a storm drain pipe.

Girl Beaten with Stiletto on School Bus
Administrators for Shelby County Schools said a student was suspended for attacking a fellow Bartlett High School student Thursday.

Man Accused of Throwing Son Off Boat
A 35-year-old Irvine man was arrested by Orange County sheriff’s deputies for child endangerment and resisting arrest after he slapped and then threw his 7-year-old son off a sight-seeing boat in Newport Harbor, a sheriff’s spokesman said today.

Woman Accused of Dangling Daughter
A Phoenix mom has been arrested, accused of the unthinkable — dangling her toddler by the arm from a stairwell, just to get the child’s father’s attention!

2 Minnesota Girls in Pajamas Take Stolen Goat for Walk
A 911 caller said two young girls, dressed in their pajamas, were out for a walk with a goat about 11:30 p.m. Saturday in Mankato. The girls told the investigating officer that the goat lived in their bedroom closet and that they regularly took it out for late-night walks.

I started pulling up lists of fetish masturbation material posted on youtube , partially cuz I find it funny that people have these sick fucking fetishes that make next to no rational sense, but who can control where their boners come from…I’m just fascinated that anything you can think of…someone has jerked off to….but I’m also posting this because a little known internet fact is that youtube and google, two companies that censor and blacklist people for being “Not Safe For Work” or smutty, while they built their business on smut…..they are just publicly traded….hypocrisy of white washing the internet or some shit…..

Today’s fetish…Girls getting slimed….

Two girls get slimed while kissing….

Custard Corner…..

See Thru Shirt Gets a Bitch Slimed….

Slimey Game Show…..

Fishnet Slimed….

Some other slut gets slimed…

Some vintage looking slime….I’m sure these bitches are glad these videos exist…

Drinking my troubles away is alright when getting a blowjob. True story. Everything is better when getting a blowjob, unless you pass out at a party and wake up to find that blowjob is being given to you by a dude….Not that I was getting a blowjob when drinking my troubles away, but but I sure as hell tried…my biggest drawback was that I was drinking on the computer and the last time the computer gave me a blowjob I was high on a lot of pills….

Here are some morning links….

Fuck the internet…I got my real life to live out…I’ll try to document it more…golden dreams of long distance relationships with pornstars, herpes sores, dying of a burned out liver all in the next 6 , gonna try to make it happen…I just gotta get off my couch…

Now Here are my stepLINKS…