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Oh how I’d love to know what Lohan’s mom’s holy grail of a pussy that made our favorite fantasy Lindsay Lohan looks, tastes, smells and feels. Ex Rockette gone wrinkled, dry, possibly booze soaked, menopausal and fantastic, luxurious, trash…. For some reason I feel like it’s probably like a gay man’s anus but as long as there aren’t balls, I’d down…. and that’s all I have to say about that.

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http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

Hot vagina? More like baked vagina after it’s been drying out in the high desert. I’m going with not moist.
Dirty Dan

Blohan should dump her old lady as her manager. She’s really fucking up Blohans career even more then Lindsey has with all her bullshit demands.

Call me Blohan….i’ll rep you. I’ll get you top billing in my next porn feature. Call me!
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded)

This disgusting, disgraceful drunken whore should do the world a favor and just commit suicide ha ha. She serves no useful purpose, and she’s as dumb as they come.
Matthew

Didn’t it come out that she was never a Rockette and just lied about it? I believe so.
J. Fred Muggs

A few hours with about 6-8 well hung black dudes is just what she needs.