I came across this Kristen “The Inbred Fucked by Her Dad” Stewart Snow White pictures and figured the virgin loser, sci/fi and fantasy club weirdos, who you see having battles in the park, making you wonder where they find each other, would really appreciate it….
Just not as much as I appreciate the fact that they released these pictures as if they are some kind of news knowing that virgin losers can probably jerk off to this shit….even if Kristen Stewart is nothing but a useless spec…which isn’t so far from the truth…good one.
To See Some Actual Hot, Wet, Kristen “The Inbred Trash” Stewart Snow White Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
As a guy who doesn’t have sex with hot girls or girls who are in the clubs looking hot…
I am a huge fan of these padded bras that make little real tits look like they are huge implants because I get to appreciate the show and the fact that a billion dollar company probably spent millions upon millions on making this fucking happen while kids in their backyards were starving cuz the state of the economy makes their families fucking broke….
See cuz I don’t have to deal with the disappointment of when you get the seemingly busty slut back home, only to find out she’s barely I fucking b-cup, but I can see how annoying that kind of lie would be, since I used to stuff my pants with a 10 inch dildo back when I was younger, and saw the disappointment from any girl I convinced to fuck me after dancing with them all night….Yes there was a time I wasn’t a pathetic loser unable to get laid…
Here’s Miranda Kerr showing her mom body that’s been photoshopped to shit and I like it…
This is a viral video that brings great joy in my life, only because I’m a fucking asshole, who thinks those horse drawn carriages in cities is fucking cruelty to animals, and I always wish the fucking horses plot some kind of revenge together that will set them fucking free….Seriously, I see these tourist paying these homeless looking people for these scenic rides that hardly represent anything historical or romantic as horses suffer from heat, dehydration and not being taken care of, and it makes me mad, so here’s some horses taking back their lives….It’s empowering.
I always hate on Ashley Tisdale for her ugly face that she’s tried to modify with plastic surgery cuz she also hated on her ugly face….and that in itself is funny, cuz insecure girls who put themselves out there, usually put out…
But the truth is that, I appreciate that she recognizes her flaws, and makes up for it with constant working out, giving her this tight little body, cuz body is what you fuck, so when the rest of her gets old and haggard, faces don’t matter as much as a tight little ass….
Making me wish she was in on the self shot nudes with Vanessa Hudgens…cuz I’m tired of not seeing celebs naked, shit’s getting stagnant and bottom feeders don’t seem to bottom feed anymore – and that sucks.
Here’s some more boring pics…seems to be the foundation of this fuckign site…
It’s like two tall skinny bitches, one who went onto be a mom, the other to be a Megan Fox replacemnt are getting paid by the same motherfucker to wear the same ugly vest, when really both these twats should be half naked, but for some reason, are cocky, and forget their life purpose and that annoys me.
I have absolutely no idea who Rosamund Pike is. I just know she’s wearing tight pants that I was hoping were riding up her pussy, or jacked up her ass, but the paparazzi have let me down, and I’ve let you down, assuming there is a you, since I’m pretty sure I’m talking to myself, at least that’s what my stats imply…not that I blame you, with posts like this, I’d unbookmark my ass too….and all this to say that Rosamund Pike is responsible for my demise.
I watched some thicker looking bitch in spandex yesterday get her car backed into by a massive truck, only for her and her big tits and round ass run after the fucking truck in what was my kind of accident porn, mainly because she had a pair of fuck me boots with the highest heels, making her stalky, thickness look lean and voluptuous in the Kim Kardashian fashion tip….leading me to a conclusion I never thought I’d come to, called willingness to fuck fatties so long as they are in heels.
Here’s Jessica Alba contributing to that revelation…
Youtube is a porn site, yeah no one cares, I have no idea why I bother wasting my time on this investigative journalism, I just do it cuz I got nothing else going on. Go me…as I fade into obscurity, getting a tattoo on my dick that reads never mainstream even though the perks of being mainstream are something I’d appreciate, mainly a private jet…
Well actually I woke up earlier by a lovely bout of diarrhea which felt amazing on my hemorrhoids, in a “Hey, how you doing, thanks from eating hot sauce and drinking all that beer you gluten allergic slob”….so went back to be to wallow in my misery…
Here’s some shit going on around the internet.
Little People, Midgets, Whatever You Call Them, We’re Starting the Day With One – VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK
In case you haven’t heard…the stepLINKS changes lives…I’m not sure if they change lives in a good way, or in a bad way, but I’m assuming they don’t change lives at all, because I’m gonna assume no one reads the site, that’s why it’s so depressing around here…
Did Nicole Richie Get Implants – Bikini Before and After GO
What better way to celebrate tits for Breast Cancer than to show off your tits, I mean provided this breast cancer event isn’t for breast cancer survivors who have lost their breast, only to have a bitch like this walk in and show them her spectacular breasts, you know rubbing it in in a look what I have that you don’t have and mine are so good they made me famous while you’re tried to kill you….kind of thing….cuz old or not, Liz Hurley’s got a great body and even greater tits…and here she is showing them off for a cause…just because she can…
Florence Brudenell-Bruce is Prince Harry’s vagina that he’s fucking….making her pussy a McRoyal sandwich.
The thing I find fascinating about her, and by fascinating, I mean expected and obvious, is that she’s some rich kid who wants her beauty validated through modeling, so she went out and did a series of lingerie shoots by choice and not for money, in efforts to get work…. HERE’S ONE OF THOSE LINGERIE PICS ….
See I love rich, vain bitches who think they are prettier than they are, or at least pretty enough, but now that she’s getting in the paparazzi cuz of the high profile dick she puts inside her, she’s getting paid modeling work, and like so many rich, vain bitches before her, it’s all working out…and I find it highly erotic…She’s some hotness…even if she comes with some serious cunt behavior…
I feel like my day isn’t complete unless I post a Pippa Middleton post. I have every boring photo set I come across of hers, you know like it is my life calling to document her every move until she fucking cracks and gets sucked into all the attention she’s getting, and embraces it the way she should, by getting naked, in efforts to make a name for herself, and break free from her sister’s perfect little princess shadow…I’m talking seducing Prince William and releasing the fucking sex tape, to let everyone know who the fucking princess is now…you know the kind of crackin’ up that happens with years of feeling second rate….but until that happens, her leaving her house is the best we get….and since it is my life work to document her, that’s good enough for me…
Here’s some hard Alessandra Amrbosio, brazilian model and mom, going to some expensive restaurant with some ridiculous outfit, covering up her long legs, like she’s not paid to get HALF NAKED on the regular by some evil corporation who owns the rights to her and her body….because thats what happens when you sell your soul to the devil to leave your small catholic Brazilian poverty filled life….for the glamor of corporate American luxury….
These pictures would be more interesting on a beach, in a bikini, or in a catalog in a thong where she belongs…but as a bottom feeder I take what I can get…
Daria Werbowy is a model who HAS BEEN NAKED IN VOGUE but for some reason is not Naked for Vogue Russia in these Terry Richardson pics, because Terry Richardson doesn’t take pictures of Hipsters and Fashionistas covered in cum and spreading their assholes anymore, which is too bad cuz that’s all he was good for, but I guess making money meant more to him than producing smut, a lead I should probably take…
That said this Daria bitch is fantastic, but maybe I’m just saying that cuz I love models and all their easy living with almost a joke of a job…because they just show up in luxurious places with all expenses paid, get made up, and stand around, being catered and pampered for 10,000 dollars a day, the kind of work ethic I appreciate…but more importantly that I want to fuck
