The funny thing about halloween is that there’s no point in paying attention to all the celeb trash in costume, there is no point in paying attention to strippers on pornstars, because every bitch in your backyard, basement, local coffee shop, or wherever the fuck you keep your women, are all dressed slutty…and that’s what is really worth celebrating…cuz real girls are better than all this celeb shit…or this stripper and pornstar shit….they are most of the time hotter just based on that fact alone….cuz you know they are just doing it for the sheer thrill of being a slut…and not cuz being a slut is their job.

So get ou there…and take it all in…cuz it isn’t gonna happen til next year….I mean unless you’re like me and find a slut in everyone….including not actual sluts, like Thanksgiving sluts and X-Mas sluts….

Enjoy….I’m eating me some candy now…

Brooke Mueller is some coke whore who was married to Charlie Sheen, who had his kids, and who is on serious payroll from him, because of the whole “whore” part of coke whore, and it is only natural that she’d bring her shitty tits out to some kid Halloween party, cuz the medicated, ex sluts who are still technically whore mothers, are always the ones who forget to wear bras, all starving for attention and demanding it any chance they get….even in the most inappropriate of places….

I am a sick man…

I have no idea why I love this Paz de la Huerta chick…I just know everytime I post pictures of her, people write in calling me disgusting…

I know that she looks like a dirty hipster coke whore you’d find at the after party on an hour of sleep the last 72 hours, dancing something crazy in some outfit that’s just as crazy…

She looks like she may smell in some hipster party girl that has seen a lot of promoter dick, drug dealer dick, DJ dick, indy rock band dick….and forget to shower each time….

But I just can’t get enough of her…

Whether she’s Showing Bush on Boardwalk Empire or uncrossing her legs in boardwalk empire or Fucking in Boardwalk Empire …..or whether she’s NAKED IN SOME ART FAG MOVIE…. NAKED FOR SOME HIPSTER FASHION MAG ….in a IN A LINGERIE CAMPAIGN FOR AGENT PROVOCATUER ….or Naked and Unshowered for Terry Richardson

I dig it….Here she is for Halloween….

See….I hate the Jersey Shore and their entire cast. I hate everything they represent and the fact the public bought into the shit…and I hate Snooki more than life itself…because listening to her and looking at her is equally disgusting…uninteresting and annoying….

But this J.Woww bitch, equally as shitty as Snookie, only she’s the kind of bitch I can handle looking at. You know fake tits prior to fame cuz she wanted to strip or be a Gogo dancer in a club, as cheesy as that is, is at least better than looking like a troll piece of shit…

So seeing her in her costume, is far better than seeing her friend in a costume, even if both represent the devil or at least the fall of fucking society….Enjoy.

Video….

Nothing like a 40 year old woman dressed like a Playboy bunny, I’m sure this is the costume the slutty mom pulls out for her Halloween party, cuz she works out and wants to show it off to all the men, cuz being a mom really takes away from dreams of being a Playboy bunny…..

But it loses it’s appeal…when she was a Playboy bunny, and Playboy has been pretty much her everything, and without Playboy she’d be nothing….

It would make far more interesting if she wore something that was a little less literal…considering it’s not like she’s some 45 year old who was in Playboy when she was 20 and everyone’s forgot….this bitch is Playboy’s marketing campaign for just 2 years ago…so this costume isn’t even a costume and that defeats Halloween….Bridget Marquardt has ruined the spirit of Halloween…..one bunny ear at a time.

I have never heard of Medina….but the caption along with these pictures read that she’s some Danish Singer…that I’m only posting about because I love her costume…even if I don’t really love anything about her…there’s something that I appreciate about a see through shirt with no bra…it is like it is high fashion…and legit…where most other girls try to hide their tits….when celebrating them gets you far more attention….cuz really they are just tits, who fucking cares if the world sees them….but for some reason every girl you know does…she thinks her tits are sacred, or at least that her nipples are, cuz they rock cleavage in costume, but I’ve yet to see much nipple, proving that sluty costumes just aren’t slutty enough for me….so leave it to the euro trash to bring it…and that’s exactly what Medina’s doing…

Here she is in video…for her song GUTTER – Which is Some Serious Euro Trash….

Everyday is Halloween for Jessica Simpson…I mean sure…She’s looking like a middle aged Texan soccer mom on her way to the grocery store to buy meat for her Hamburger Heler….and sure I like that she rolls, and I mean that in the rolling down the stairs to the fridge as fast as she can , as well as the competitive bread eating, as much as I mean hanging with a chubbier girl than her to make her look skinny. Oldest trick in the book….and sure I like that she’s out there trying to get knocked up to make the pregnancy rumors true, otherwise she’d have to admit the fat suit she’s been working on the last 5 years for the costume that is part of her, was a bad idea that got her no where…

So here’s Jessica Simpson dressed like she’s either pregnant, or fat, with a fatter chick to make her look skinny, except when it comes to competitive eating contests between them, that Jessica Simpson dominates. Who cares.

I know it’s not as good as a gang of McCord sisters on a flaming bus rolling down a ravine into a pond filled with sharks and maybe it’s not as good as a gang of McCord sister living out a real life horror movie…whether in a country cabin being tormented by crazed psycho killers…or even being possessed by demons or ghosts…that suck them into their household appliances eternally lost….and I know it’s not nearly as good as half naked, tap into their inner slut McCord sister porno sister fetish…but I figure they won’t be around for a long time, I figure they’re on their way back home, we just have to wait for that shitty show financing these twats to end….So Here are a gang of useless sisters…for no reason other than a hopeful goodbye…or maybe I’m doing it for the weird historian into renaissance erotica….who cares.

You know how they say that the TV makes a bitch look like she’s gained 10 pounds….well apparently so do pictures…I mean unless all I’ve said about Kardashian is true and she is actually a fat, lazy, bottom feeding piece of shit….she even looks dumpy compared to her monser of a sister who you know isn’ wearing heels, yet Kimbo is…along with spanx, harnesses and everything else to make her look like she didn’t just have mouth sex with a trough full of fullsized hallween candy bars…if you know what I mean…

How about some video of her as Poison Ivy….since it is Halloween…I figure she’s dressed like Poison Ivy as a tribute to her vagina and the itchy rash it causes…but I could be wrong…It may just be fore virgin loser nerds to look in as fans….unfortunately…her tits look awesome…

Now How about some video

It offends me that you are struggling to pay your bills, or hold down a miserable job, or even find yourself a job….while trash like this…are fucking millionaires…

It offends me that the world is filled with talented writers, people who have experienced some shit we could never understand or grasp, that need to document it in writing, but never will because they aren’t on some shitty MTV show…

It offends me that millions of dollars went into this bitch’s book she so obnoxiously promotes, while kids are fucking starving and going to school with no lunch…

The shit is just representative of how shitty this world is….and what offends me the most is that this pig isn’t even hot…

Horrible.

You kinda have to love a bitch like Coco…and as much as I call her out for being a whore who Ice-T locked down in marriage cuz she was the hottest at the brothel…I have to appreciate that she has no problem tapping into that whore and showing the world half naked pictures of herself for a little attention…and maybe a little money…cuz her man makes enough money to support her in doing anything she wants….I mean she could nap all day, everyday and still drink dom perignon every night, but she chooses to be this half naked “model” and there’s something really comendable about that….

Here’s her amazing halloween costume…not on her body….but on twitter…

To see her amazing costume on….follow the link below…

I am going to assume Kate Upton dressed up like some Tobasco Sauce in honor of her dedication to the flavor enhancing sauce she loves on her Chili fries, as much as she loves on all her foods…

Sure every shitty website out here is going to make this joke:

“Kate Upton proving her Hotness” this halloween….because people aren’t original, in fact they are annoying in their similarities…

While this shitty website is gonna say, she’s a fat chick in the making, no 18 year old should be stacked like that without serious repercussions that come in the form of late 20s obesisty….

Her ass will catch up to her tats….and in the meantime here she is covering up the only real thing she has going for her..

For some reason, that I think can be attributed to me being an asshole, I find calling this costume “seal face” like it was a highly targeted “Black face” for her specific needs, since he’s convered in scars, funny.

I figure if you can’t laugh at your disfigurements, disabilities, downfalls, or those of the man who has impregnated you numerous times, you might as well kill yourself.

And none of this means I wouldn’t rip a hole in her fleshy skinless, muscular, vagina inside out costume to kiss her rose…she’s Heidi Klum and seems a lot of fun..

Here’s her over-the-top costume.

I decided to do a retrospective on halloween posts I’ve done in the past. I figure I might as well re-visit the shit I’ve done the last half decade, since no one else is. I’m a self absorbed ego like that….

What better way to celebrate Halloween than by posting the top youtube fetish videos of an actual fetish…where it is creepy like Halloween all year round…you know in their Latex suits and gas masks….sexual deviants all dark, mysterious and ready for nuclear war….

Weird and creepy….but on Youtube….so people like it….here we go….gappy Halloween.

Masked Girl….in Bra -

Masked girl…..Breathing hard when posing in latex suit…

Masked girl in the bathroom…on Oxygen

Latex Suit…Weird fucking Mask…

Creepy Anime Mask in a Latex Sit…

Weird Latex Titties on this Masked Girl…

Gold Bikini – Gas Mask…

A couple girls in Hazmat Suits…