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2011

09

Nov

Shakira Gets Rolling on Ground as She Gets a Star of the Day



These pictures prove to me on thing and that is that Shakira should stick to being dolled up in videos shaking her ass in a if you take the bitch out of the kitchen, eventually she’s gonna wanna vote….Not that I know what that means, I was trying to get at that sometimes things don’t translate the way you’d want them to as a man who likes the idea of jerking off to her…because the hard truth that she’s older, not so hot, and that drug money paid for this, gets in the way of that….

I don’t know if it is the popularity of Soccer, or the popularity of the way she shakes her ass, but that EXPLOITATIVE SONG ABOUT AFRICA got 400 million views….far more impressive performance than this rolling around on the ground shit she’s pulling in these pics..

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