I guess she saw how good obesity was for Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirstie ALley, Chaz Bono, pretty much most people on Dancing with the Stars, that bitch Precious and Christina Aguilera’s career…but then again, maybe she just got her Wisdom teeth pulled. Maybe she’s got coke bloat. Maybe she has kidney failure and is retaining water. Maybe it’s hormonal or pregnancy….Maybe she’s just getting fat….you know cuz like the deli she’s been buying her cured meats and cheeses at, Disney’s decided to pay by the pound….How you like them apples. RIP Steve Jobs.

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