As a celebrity….especailly a funny man for all the college girls who have seen your countless movies targeted to them….like Jonah Hill…You are supposed to only fuck hot pussy….even when at your fattest…you are supposed to fuck hot pussy….even if your penis is small or you have a herpes outbreak….groupies are supposed to jump on your dick….and rick STDs to experience you….

And you are not supposed to get healthy and lose all the weight that made you the funny fat guy…pretty much what your career depended on….only to become a funny looking big eared guy….but if you do…for health reasons or cuz you hate seeing yourself on camera cuz you look like a huge pile of obese shit…you don’t downgrade the quality of pussy…..you use your new found skinny to get hotter, more famous bitces than the groupies you’ve been sticking it to the last decade of fame….

I don’t know who this bitch is, but she looks like a crackwhore, but not in a good way….See I like that she dresses like a crackwhore, but she’s definitely not hot enough to be a crackwhore, or more importantly for any millionaire to use…even if that millionaire is the the most heinous or handicapped…….

Let’s just hope this is his sister with bad style…..cuz I’m a fat, married, broke, unshowered, disgusting, small penised blogger, and I land hotter pussy than this…and it only costs me 50 dollars.

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