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2011

05

Dec

Lydia Hearst Amazing and Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

The only good thing that has come with having this shitty thankless humiliating site…..and running it for the last 8 years….other than being in Lohan’s hotel room once while she cried lesbian unstable tears…..is that I’ve become friends with Lydia Hearst.

We joke around with each other on facebook and twitter and she sends me inspirational words of wisdom that make my cold back heart smile….and above all she’s just fucking lovely….

Luckily for me, she’s also a model….who gets naked for fashion, which happens to be one of my favorite things to look at, so seeing her in these pictures by Terry Richardson….finally getting back to his softcore roots we all liked him for….coupled with loving her on the internet like she was my World of Warcraft wife….makes this feel like we’ve just made love in the most romantic of ways….and since it was so glorious and memorable, I have no choice but to show the pics to my friends…cuz that’s what I do everytime I fuck and the bitch passes out….thank you camera phone for making my creepiness more accessible…

Let this post remind you that sometimes good things happen to bad people….Next time lets hope these pictures are taken by me for our honeymood video that will propel us into a reality show…

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