I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

07

Dec

Jordan Katie Price Classy in Shorts of the Day

Katie Price is the queen UK Glamour Model….to me the other one’s don’t even fucking exist, despite all the titty pics they release of them on the regular….sure they are just as trashy as this bitch…but they just will never amount to Katie Price in terms of hilarious fake tits….small little body…homosexual husbands….tranny inspired fashions…..and plastic surgery…they will always just be second rate and that’s why Katie Price is a fucking brand….with private jets and the most diverse kinds of products with her name on the sit…making her some kind of billionaire…leading me to believe her fake tits and willingness to fuc on camera and more importantly fuck the right people…led to this dreamboat living the dream…I wanna motorboat.

Seriously…look at this shit…walkign down the street…how is this human…it’s like someone took every sex dream I’ve ever had and made it some obscure reality…this can’t actually exist…it must be fantasy…I think I’m having a stroke….

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