I get that a bitch like Kate Upton, who at 19 has a set of DD tits, fears what she will do when her metabolism slows down and the rest of her body catches up to those pre-mature thanks to hormones in the food titties….and I get that she wishes we lived in an era where being thin wasn’t so important…you know cuz Marilyn Monroe in the 50s was substantially fatter than Upton will probably e ever be, provided things don’t go bad for her, leaving her with a meth problem out of work in a trailer shopping at wal mart for her 8 black babies from different fathers…happy black history month….cuz she looks like she could easily be obese….if she let herself…

But I think we need to let Monroe be dead…sure we can jerk off to her vintage erotica and appreciate her look, feel, vibe, hustle….you know a classy whore in an era where even white trash was classy….

We need to stop letting modern day bitches make a mockery of her by doing shit like this…

It’s like this busty SI Model needs to find her own campaign, her own trademark, her own fucking voice….do something fucking original….she’s got the titties for it….

There’s no excuse for this, it’s not halloween…you twat.

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