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2012

10

Feb

AJ Michalka’s Intense Twitter Pic of the Day

Here is an inspirational post for all your nobody’s out there…remember that no matter how insignificant you may be…and no matter how hard you tried to be a big deal in your life, career, hometown only to have it not really pan out as you wanted it to….you’ll be okay….as long as you’ve got a good set of tits….You’ll get by…..and there will always be a bald awkward looking dude willing to “personal train you”….cuz other strategies of getting pussy didn’t work for him so he had to re-work his career and become a personal trainer so that girls talk to him….and if all works out fall in love with him……cuz he gets to know them so well and they trust him with their bodies…and even if they don’t fall for him…he gets great vantage points of their pussy in a variety of positions….that he can jerk off to….and yes I tured a post of a hot enough bitch in tight clothes into a post on her bald personal trainer….

So while you pick up the broken pieces of your life….here’s AJ Michalka, some failed Disney star at the gym in tight clothes picking up her life….

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