Yesterday there was a story of Shakira surviving a Sea Lion attack…resting and covered in bruises…after escaping death like the action figure she is….and today we have Shakira on the beach….proving yet again that celebrity gossip is a pile of shit…but it’s almost tolerable when the celebs are half naked….cuz good or bad looking……half naked is always good….

The again…these could be old pics…and I could have my time line all fucked up and these are just the trials and tribulations of a job that isn’t a job….it’s such hard work for something that doesn’t fucking matter..

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