Adele is fat. Adele pretends her album is about her breaking up with a bad relationship, what she doesn’t say is that bad relationship was with cake……

More importanlty Adele is rumored to be in a sex tape….not necessarily with that chocolate cake…

She once said last week that she doesn’t have to dress like a hooker, to which I said because no one wants to see her dressed like a hooker, because she is fat….but all fat jokes aside, I was lying because it turns out I’d love to see this pudgy vocalist show the world why she really had throat surgery last year….it was thanks to deep thraoting…

I can’t be sure if it is her…but it sure as hell looks about right….same fat chin and eagerness to be fed….which is what I’m worried this is actually what the pics are of….her at the Mcdonald’s drive thru to eager to get the big mac in her than it looks like she’s about to squirt….

Again….this may not be her…..it probably isn’t her but fat chicks always try to impress their lovers and go the extra mile to please them…so it could be her…

THanks fahdouch for the pics….

TURNS OUT THE SEX TAPE IS A LIE AS I EXPECTED BUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE FAKE ADELE SEX TAPE -> There’s a Lot of “FUCK ME DADDY” and “MOMMY WILL NEVER FIND OUT” and “IT FEELS GOOD IN MY SPECIAL PLACE” and “OH DADDY IT’S SO BIG” and “YOUR STRETCHING ME OUT” and “THE BOYS DON’T DO IT LIKE YOU” in it….and along with that incest there’s a lot of Sleep Apnea Lookin’ Neck….
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