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Jessiann Gravel Beland for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

She’s a Canadian model who I have never had sit on my face or even finger bang when passed out in the back of the maple syrup van on the way to the igloo….because I haven’t met her….I haven’t even heard of her before today…which is so weird since everyone in Canada are friends…in what makes for a life like living in a kid’s show….only with a few less pedophiles..But I have seen her naked in this photoshoot and she’s fucking awesome…I should make her my wife before she gets all famous and hasn’t got the time of day for me…which I think may have already happened…but I’m too sensitive to look…I don’t think my fragile soul can take more rejection especially not for a bitch making heart gang sings over heart painted nipples….

  • http://twitter.com/madammeow MadamMeow

    I appreciate she only has the heart on one nipple.  That way you get the best of both nipple worlds. =)






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