I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

19

Mar

Lana Del Lip in a White One Piece Bathing Suit in Video of the Day

I don’t find Lana Del Rey hot. I don’t find Lana Del Rey talented. I don’t mind Lana Del Rey’s songs, you know cuz I after falling in love with an ass that jogged by me the other day, unable to catch it, only to never see it again, I’ve finally experienced love at first site and loss, all within 1 minute, leading to me going home to listen to love songs….now I can finally related to them….I’m a loser like you.

Either way, she’s beed done, she’s played out, she’s unoriginal, she’s garbage, she’s fabricated, but she gets a lot of youtube hits, and thus the world thinks she’s relevant, even if we know that without over production in studio, she’s just a rich kid that talks and can’t sing with a bad lip job, a lip job that based on this video of her in a classic Glam bathing suit, see that’s her hook, that’s what she does, old Hollywood bullshit, shouda been a tit job.

I like the black and white…it makes her way more legitimate of a lie…I almost believe her so dark and tormented bullshit….

Who cares.

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