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2012

26

Mar

Lucy Hale in a Bikini with Ashley Benson for Bongo of the Day

Lucy Hale looks like a 12 year old who hasn’ hit puberty yet and who only has a bikini on because her pizza addiction has given her little tits that warrant a bikini.

I don’t get the appeal. I mean, unless that is the appeal, which is some pretty obscure and awkward thing to be into…..

I’m not really familiar with her, but assumed she was some stunted gymnastics bitch on the Olympic team, but it turns out she’s on TV…and now in Bongo ads….despite not being anywhere near a bikini model….remindng us that sometimes, your better used fully clothed….

But since she’s not, I’m gonna look, cuz looking at half naked bitches, whether t is good or bad, is better than not lookng at them….maybe that’s the whole basis of this Bongo bullshit….I get it now. It is all so clear to me.

Posted in:Ashley Benson|Lucy Hale

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