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2012

04

Apr

Mike Tyson Likes Jesus of the Day

I don’t watch TV, especially not late night talk shows….that shit fucking bores me, but since we’re rolling into Easter, a time to celebrate Jesus’ death and his becoming a Zombie, for all to celebrate for 2000 years, blindly, thinking he’s got their back….I think this Mike Tyson joke is appropriate, especially for what we do here…..

Maybe it is the fact I don’t have black dick or millions of dollars, cuz even though my name is Jesus, I’ve never heard a bitch drop it when fucking me, but in her defense, or maybe in my defense of my shitty performance and humiliating sized penis, that is great for anal, she was asleep, medicated, high, or beat the fuck up…

Maybe I’m darker that Mike Tyson in my comedy not in skin color.

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