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2012

05

Apr

Emily Blunt in Elle UK May 2012 of the Day

Emily Blunt is in the May Issue of Elle UK….

I don’t remember who Emily Blunt is…. BUT I HAVE POSTED ON HER BEFORE ….so deep down in this brain I must know….somewhere…fucking drinking has ruined me.

I just know that I read a quote for her yesterday, talking about how she looked so authentic in a laughing scene of some movie, because her friend on set reminded her of when her boyfriend asked her to shave her cunt, cuz it was making a pillow in her panties, like a lazy fucking hippie, hipster slob, that doesn’t offend me, cuz I think bush adds personality, like Cheese Whiz….only less nutritious, more scented, and able to get caught in the remaining teeth I have…See, I’m a hater of the bikini wax, it reminds me of Jersey Shore and Kim Kardashian, tacky, cheesy and horrible, so give me some bush any day over that shit, that way I know I’m dealing with a cool chick, or one unscathed by societal pressure to undecorate her cunt….


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