Here’s some vintage burlesque inspired Doutzen Kroes and some Big Fucking Titty Easter Themed Kate Upton Pigging Out With Her Big Fucking TIts in Sheer lingerie dancing in bunny ears for easter that you’ll appreciate, because it’s far more fun to fuck than the resurrection of Christ, or family functions, unless you have the kind of family that’s into fucking each other, it happens…

I am still in the birthday hangover….and I’m mad at MAD AT ALL OF YOU WHO DIDN’T ADD ME TO FACEBOOK LIKE WE AREN’T ACTUALLY FRIENDS, EVEN THOUGH I ASKED YOU TO ON MY BIRTHDAY, AS A GESTURE OF KINDNESS, TO MAKE PEACE ON THIS HOLY OF HOLY WEEKEND …….but these two videos make shit all the better to feel like I’m dying to…..and yes, I’m talking about masturbation.

Serious Holiday Themed erotica is porn to me….but then again…so is everything.

Kate:

Doutzen:

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