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2012

06

Jun

Sara Underwood Does American Gothic in a Bikini for the Nerds of the Day

Ryan Seacrest’s ex girlfriend who used him to get herself into the mainstream is posing in her bikini on twitter like some common attention seeking whore who didn’t have sex with Seacrest…even if she probably didn’t have sex with Seacrest either….because of the whole gay thing….

She also posted a pic of her rubbing down Sonic for the nerds at E3….cuz nerd market is her jam…their loyalty and the fact that their nerd network was all that hired her….

The scam annoys me….but you know she does have a hot body that she also SHOWED OFF IN MEN’S FITNESS AND IT WAS AMAZING and hot bodies make me forgive obvious hookers….

Most importantly, she was a fucking Playboy Model in her past…younger and hotter version of herself…. AND WE CAN CROSS REFERENCE HER PUSSY LIPS IN EVERY MOVE SHE MAKES CLOTHED …something I appreciate about her….

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