Michelle Beadle is some ESPN sports reporter who you all probably jerk off to cuz she’s hotter and has less AIDS than Magic Johnson….or whoever the fuck they had on the NBA finals running his mouth….

I get that she was a smart marketer, you know cuz she said fuck you to working the local news, and got into sports, see cuz as an average looking girl, she becomes way hotter when talking guy language….and with guys loving her, she’s been able to make a small fortune, establish small fame, and have more dudes jerk off to her than most women and all it took was not being a fucking dyke or having a penis….winning formula when you’re the only chick at the party yo….

Here she is being funny on twitter in a bikini top…posing with monkey dick

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