Amazing……This story is too fucking good to even comment on…Santa came early this year but needs to get back to the drawing board when it comes to new and exciting gifts….I know that if my wife was pregnant this would be the best possible gift I’d open on Christmas day….an Abortion for Christmas makes birth control about giving….that’s all I have to say about that….

I was emailed anonymously by someone who works at an abortion clinic, or who claims to work at an abortion clinic, where Britney Spears had an abortion the last couple of days. The reason was because she didn’t know who the baby daddy was and now she’s taken a couple weeks off to relax, recover and get her shit together.

The reason she’s acting wild on tour, fucking all the random cock she can, is because her dad has her by the abortion vagina, or as I like to call it her death trap, she’s on a short fucking leash and she’s been trying to escape him.

Her cellphone was taken away because she was calling friends to kidnap her from the hell she’s living. I can only assume it is going to end in a bloody murder as it is her only way out of this court order control.

The reason he’s got a tight fucking leash on her is not because he needs it for his dental bills because he pretty much crawled out of a Louisianna Bayou but because she finances all his business ventures that fail and he needs to keep the flow of cash comin’ in and the whole think is almost sad, except for the whole fact that she pretty much won the lottery when she was a kid and this is just what comes with selling your soul to the devil.

Have you ever seen an aboriton? I haven’t until today and I wish I never had. This shit was traumatizing. This should be a fucking condom commercial. I suggest you don’t watch it and despite everything in me that told me not to post this shit, I feel it’s good to know exactly what I am talking about next time I make an abortion joke, or at least maybe it will motivate me to make miscarriage or still birth jokes instead. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what happens next time I do a Lily Allen post.

On a side note, posting an abortion on the site is probably not my high point.