I saw this Adidas video and figured since Soccer is going nuts, or at least the Eurotrash in this city are going nuts for Soccer and everywhere I look I see bitches in Soccer Jerseys, and I’d much rather see them stripping the shit off, unless they aren’t actually bitches but jus dainty men who look like bitches because spending more time doing his hair than a stripper before her first out of town show and squeezing into tight pants is the European way…

Unfortunately, Adidas aren’t paying me to post this shit, but I figure when they give to the community of perverts by taking our World Cup fetishes to another level, they deserve the free press, and it’s not like anyone actually reads my site anyway..