Here’s anothing thing that makes no sense to me….this Adrianne Palicki bitch they cast to play wonder woman and the fanboys who are actually excited about this shit…Maybe it’s cuz I never read comics and hated the whole superhero bullshit cuz I didn’t feel insecure about my inability to fly or save the world and didn’t feel a need to read about it and try to relate to bullshit….and maybe it’s cuz I could never jerk off to drawings of a busty bitch, but instead needed to see pictures of a bitch, and that’s why I was more into jerking off to People magazine or Vogue or Lingerie Catalogs….or whatever showed a little fucking real girl tits…making the fact that there is excitement from a remake of a shitty show from the 70s starring a thick girl with a shitty body…just confuses the fuck out of me…but then I’m reminded there are socially awkward virgin losers everywhere….and maybe they even out number us people who actually fuck….who knows…

I realize the majority of dudes coming to sites like this aren’t dudes who get laid…cuz dudes who get laid are too busy on facebook and other sites recruiting pussy to fuck…instead of looking at pictures of useless bitches who they don’t have access to fuck…

You see, I’m not a fanboy. I don’t like comic books. I don’t like action movies. I don’t even like celebrity pussy. I just like pussy…and some weird choices in my internet life let me to having an anti celebrity hate filled celebrity site…but I just can’t keep up with this shit…cuz I am far more interested in spending my days trying to convince homeless people to fuck on camera for a case of beer, or more importantly convincing 18 year old girls to pose nude for me in hopes of getting famous after putting up ads in every college offering my services as a Math tutor during exam time, even though I don’t know shit about math…

What I’m getting at is that I can’t imagine or understand why people care about this massive chick with a massive head dressed like the new Wonder Woman, but I can’t understand a lot of things when it comes to pop culture…I’m not saying I’m all fringe and shit, I’m just saying, Wonder Woman was done in the 70s, let’s leave it there and move onto better things, with better looking girls…cuz this Xena Warrior Princess meets Chyna from the WWF hybrid in a Wonder Woman costume sucks and the fact that you care about it, or are jerking off to it sucks harder. People like you shouldn’t exist.

Seriously, she got the face of a pile of shit, a body like Khloe Kardashian, a PVC costume that looks better on a stripper who lets you fuck her for an extra 100 bucks, this is all so fucking lame and I’m mad I took part in it….. FOLLOW ME

Since Hollywood has no ideas, they continue to recreate old classics that have already been done, like Wonder Woman, even though it is totally played the fuck out….But nerds are fucking loyal and will buy into the fucking shit again and again cuz their lives have little going on socially, giving them the time and spirit needed to get excited about this shit…

So in catering to you virgin loser, comic book loving, socially awkward virgins, I’ve decided to post some pictures of the latest Wonder Woman who I guess they just announced today, because I am willing to take the risk of you dying of a heart attack from excitement, if anything, I’m hoping for it….partially cuz I hate you, but mainly cuz I hate your kind…

Her name is Adrianne Palicki. You’ve been waiting for this news for years. She’s 5 foot 11. She was on Friday Night Lights. I never heard of her. But here are some pics of her…Nerds…