Alec Baldwin and me are pretty much best friends…he even hits me up on twitter…for all to see…cuz he’s not ashamed of me like everyone else I know is….

I mean tweeting someone once makes you best friends right? Either way, I figure I might as well post pics of his 27 year old girlfriend, because I like to celebrate young girls and the hope they bring to people in shitty relationships….cuz you can jerk off to them, and when your shitty relationship ends, you can fuck them….cuz for some reason….even if you are moderately successful and not even a celebrity…there there will always be a young girl who will let you stick your dick inside her while pissing off the whore who dumped you….as she grows old and disgusting…

So lets celebrate Alec Baldwin, my friendship with him that doesn’t exist, and most importantly, his young pussy…cuz young pussy inspires….