Who the fuck is Alessandra Sublet and why the fuck do I know what her pubic hair looks like…

Well after much research it turns out she’s from France….she’s 35…despite looking 45….and she wears bikini bottoms that are too big for her…which works for me…because then I get to see the pubic hair so many girls forget to let grow out cuz by north american standards it is unacceptable…forgetting the whole eroticism of the whole thing….turning vaginas into bacteria ridden clean cut antiseptic feeling organs…instead of the floral, smell catching, feminine character I like to run my hands through…

That’s not to say I find these pictures, or this woman hot…it’s just to say…the beach is alright place for fun.