I am not the creeper in the gym, filming all the bitches in their tight clothes, but I have been to a gym, and the only reason I was into the gym, was cuz of all the bitches in their tight clothes, who would look at me in disgust as I threw up all over the elipitical in what must have been a mild heart attack…
That over a decade ago..and I don’t bother with the shit..cuz it just becomes consuming…you know girls of all ages, sweating and turning me the fuck on, making me obsessively think about hitting up their locker rooms with an awkward boner I tried hiding my whole workout I was faking but this video reminds me that I have the internet available to me and I don’t have to actually leave the house cuz I get all teh good parts emailed into me…allowing me to progressively work on being the fattest guy in town…hopefully landing a show on Oprah’s new network…
Here’s some gym pussy…in video…thanks to some creep.
Here’s a video of some girl in what must be a drama class – picking her ass and eating whatever she pulled out – while everyone laughed. I am sure we’ve all got our own habits…from eating our own cum, to eating our snot, to drinking piss, to letting our dog eat our assholes while we jerk off…hoping no one notices….or sees it…but we usually don’t do it out in public…but sometimes we get into our own world and forget we’re surrounded by people…especially when we are autistic…you gotta know better fuck, everyone’s carrying a fucking video camera these day shiteater…
I had to think this one through before posting it, only because laughing at celebrities who are overpaid and annoy me is one thing…and laughing at people who fuck with me or people I like is one thing…and making fun of people who really deserve to be made fun of is one thing….but laughing at some socially awkward weird girl doing something disgusting that is about to blow up on the internet is a total other thing…
YOu see videos like this are the kind of shit that lead people to suicide…and the only advice I can offer this shit eater is that before she does it…look at Mischa Barton…she’s done far worse than eaten her own shit on the Internet….and she hasn’t killed herself – so don’t do it.
EIther way, I hear once you start eating shit, it’s hard to kick it, and I guess this is the proof…Enjoy it as much as she enjoys her shit..
Now we’re all gonna laugh at this bitch cuz she’s ugly, but if she was hot, we’d all be jerking off to this like it was a new fetish…the world is so hard on ugly shiteaters..
I sit all day. I don’t really believe in physical activity cuz whenever I try it, I feel like I’m going to die. I figure trying to get off the couch to the bathroom is enough of a fucking challenge for me, that I don’t need to be bothered going to the gym and turning into some frat boy faggot who stands naked with his dudes after a great game of racketball to prove how comfortable and confident he is with his dick, refusing to be the firt to put his pants on, cuz that would mean he was intimidated by the other dude, …not to mention all the bitches in spandex who would probably end up luring me into the lockerroom to watch them shower in what I thought was inviting looks, but was really looks of disgust that I misinterpreted….it is all way to complicated…so I just watch videos of people working out, ideally bitches, ideally stretching, cuz shit is porno and good for you…
I don’t know what this is all about but I know it made me laugh. See I’m not a pantyhose fetishists cuz I used to date a bitch who wore pantyhose to work everyday as a waitress at a stripclub and everytime she’d come home to me, her shit would stink like some cheesy dirty feet, making the whole fetish die before it started, but I know that I’m not the only one here, there’s at least two of us, so I’m posting this shit for you….and because I find it pretty funny to see a bitch parading around a parking lot like this…she’s probably someone’s mom….or a school teacher or someone who never thought dudes on the internet would be jerking off to her funny, playful, meant to be personal shit…Amazing.
I wasn’t going to post this because I thought it would get me arrested, it must be illegal but then I realized that I am not the person who put the video up, and really there’s far worse a person could be doing to a dog in video, like fucking it up its little dog ass, or making it fight with other dogs until death, I mean a girl liking the strength and ability of a tongue evolved to lick things out of the weirdest places, is weird, maybe a little disgusting, maybe a little inappropriate, but you’d be surprised with just how much some people love their pets, or how some people put their pets to work…It’s a sick world out there, and I’m just documenting it.
On a sidenote, I used to know a dude who let his dog lick his ass when he jerked off. I knew another girl would would let her dog lick up her boyfriends cum off her belly. And the urban legend of the woman and her peanut butter that I’ve heard in 14 countries in 8 different languages….meaning maybe playing with your dog’s been going on as long as people have had dogs..
These amateur creeper videos entertain the fuck out of me. I know that some dude propped up a camera near a bitches ass, only to get this 8 seconds before panicking and stopping his recording, leaving us with a questionable video, that is hardly good enough to jerk off to, that might have been a fucking picture, and I’m posting it cuz for some reason, it brings me joy…
I don’t know the back story of this creeper video, but I’m pretty down with it, until the girl in the video emails me freaking out and accusing me of being the source of this shit, getting me arrested and dealing with lawyers, bail and ass rape and shit, when in reality, I haven’t been on a beach in decades and when I did last go to a beach, there was no such thing as bathing suits like this…which bring up the very important question…why bother wearing a bathing suit when wearing this…shit’s just gonna leave tacky stripper lines, and we can already make out the size of your clit…
After that depressing Rosanna Arquette Beach Post …the one where I decided after looking at pictures of her that I’d take a blowjob from a tranny knowingly and not by just being in the wrong blowjob place at the wrong blowjobtime….I felt I needed to reclaim my love for young, tight, ass, by posting this voyeur pervert video the way I like it, seriously…today has been depressing, let’s try to turn that around, with some seriously creepy dude with a seriously creepy creeper device I should start to market….
I refuse to talk about my alcoholism, but instead choose to watch a bitch in a bikini play soccer…
As a man who’s is married to a woman who’s favorite sport is competitive eating, you know breaking records with herself to see how much she can shovel down her throat, this is a friendly reminder that I suck at life.
I generally don’t do the whole jock bitch thing, but not eating her ass is pretty much a friendly reminder that I suck at life…
Enjoy…and for the record, she’s 18 if you think she is, which I do…
I refuse to talk about my alcoholism, but instead choose to watch a bitch in a bikini play soccer…
As a man who’s is married to a woman who’s favorite sport is competitive eating, you know breaking records with herself to see how much she can shovel down her throat, this is a friendly reminder that I suck at life.
I generally don’t do the whole jock bitch thing, but not eating her ass is pretty much a friendly reminder that I suck at life…
Enjoy…and for the record, she’s 18 if you think she is, which I do…
Based on the condition of their bush, I can only assume these skinny bitches are hipsters….I mean that and the fact that this is totally something some hipster bitch would do to be funny, ironic, artistic, fashionable, etc…I guess the song kinda gives it away too….and all I have to say is that halfway through this shit….somersaults….
This has to be one of the more amazing homevideos I’ve seen, trying to understand it just leaves me empty and confused, but at least there is nudity to get me through it and I fucking love nudity…especially on girls with skinny bodies….
There is nothing sexier than an ugly chick who is barely 18 naked on camera for her gay boyfriend who she doesn’t now is faggot yet, because her publicist told her not to ask any question when he asks her to stick inanimate objects his ass cuz that’s the only way he cums….Except for maybe an ugly chick in a shitty movie and TV show that is probably one of the lamest concepts of all time and people everywhere are buying into it making me realize that we have no hope as a species.
There’s something really funny about girls who get naked for their boyfriends on camera, sure it almost makes sense when you are in a long distance relationship and dude needs to get off to his baby who is across the country or some shit, but for the most part, it’s not done for that reason.
Naked pics of a girlfriend are only of use to anyone when the relationship is over, when you are together with your significant other, he’s not going to jerk off to your pics, he’s going to jerk off on your face, and when you leave him for his best friend, he’s going to take those pics to the internet….or will use them to jerk off remembering the pussy that once was now that he’s not getting any and he’s out of a best friend. So my theory is that naked pics is something dudes manipulate their girls into doing as leverage, or as a back-up plan for when her vagina isn’t around anymore and I think girls go along with it because it’s this whole wanting to be the object of desire, wanted to be the hottest piece of ass, wanting guys to jerk off to you, and it’s pretty much the basis of our existance. If bitches didn’t compete to be the hottest, sexiest, most fertile, we’d live in a world of flannel pajamas, tubs of empty ice cream pints and fat asses with big mangled stinky bush…something that Vanessa Hudgens is pretty used to, I wonder if she had known this was going to hit the net if she would have made a different pubic decision, or if she’s confident in he little badger of a cunt that she’s delivered….which to me shows laziness and lack of commitment to the cause, except for maybe the candles she lit up, but that’s only because deep down inside I am a romantic…
Girls if you’re out there, lets do a little game called recreate the Vanessa Hudgens pics, and show her that you’re way more worth jerking off too, and remember all that shit I said about guys taking pics of their girls naked to exploit them is just jokes baby, anything you send me will stay between you and me, I promise….
