I don’t like Amber Rose. I don’t find anything interesting about her and I hate the way she dresses like she’s some kind of robot from the future. I find it fucking annoying, but I do like tits, so I guess Kanye’s theory that no one will catch onto his homosexuality, or the fact that he just likes Amber Rose to shop with and talk about boys with, and not to titty fuck her or get her pregnant, as long as she shows off her tits and ass and keeps up her moderate sex appeal while staying moderately masculine with a shaved head to make his idiot fans jealous enough to ignore the truth while allowing him to keep up the lie by not throwing up when he rubs her hand in her hair because this way he can pretend she’s a dude when he closes his eyes to kiss her for the media….
People with money and success always do this keeping up appearances shit because rappers aren’t liked as much when they suck dick or get fucked up the ass by white men (because he’s racist) to get off and I blame it all on him being raised without a daddy…
Broken homes make for broken rectum thanks to all the white men he lets inside him behind closed doors, but in front of closed doors, it’s this tryin’ hard to be a “sex robot” to disract you from the wad of cum dripping off his chin…
Here are a few better pictures of her sloppy fat ass that you’ve been tricked into thinking is hot…..
I wouldn’t take gold digger Amber Rose for the kind of whore who uses condoms. I would assume she was more into getting knocked the fuck up and set for life with whatever rapper she happens to be getting fucked by, but I guess since Kanye is gay and just using her aas his front, she’s wearing this shit so that she doesn’t get Aids..you know cuz it is the Gay Disease….and lucky for you it’s kinda see through…because I guess not pretending to be fucking a dude isn’t quite enough male attention for a whore…even if Kanye made her shave her head for his a needy mommy issues high maintenance ass who needs to feel like he’s rubbin a manly head while falling asleep…probably cuz he never had a dad….
That said, here are this fat ,fucks her dude up the ass with household objects in exchange for designer clothes and luxury hotel nipples if you look close enough….not that you care….
These pictures reaffirm the reason why Kanye was all up on this bitch. It’s cuz she looks more like a man than he does and he fucking loves dudes he just doesn’t love how un-hip-hop it is to stick your dick in another dude’s ass, so instead of following his heart publicly and embracing who he really is and what he really wants in his life, he just shaves a manly lookin’ bitch down so that when he’s fucking her up the ass, cuz pussy is gross to him, he can pretend it’s his old buddy he used to play ball with and who he has been fantasizing about since he accidentally saw his dick when they were peeing next to each other…..it is just one of those dude with mommy issues situation, you know the kind of guy who can never love another woman cuz his mom is so special to them and no girl can compare, forcing him to go to cock for the male attention he never got in his broken home and the whole thing is heavily complicated, even more complicated than that Avril Lavigne song and that shit is called “complicated” so figure that out for yourself…
I will only believe that Kanye is straight when he releases a sex tape, you know of him actually inside of Amber Rose, and even then I would have to be on set to make sure that he wasn't staring at a dude jerking off in the corner or gay porn to stay hard while fucking Amber Rose. You see, I know gay people and I know that they grab and fondle and even make out with their fag hags. They grab their tits and slap their asses and the whole thing is more of a joke and game to them. I've even seen a fag simulate rape on a girl, but dude wasn't hard and the second a bitch tried to fuck him cuz she liked the attention he was giving her, since she was fat and never had that much male attention in her life, he freaked the fuck out because you see in being gay, the idea of fucking chicks and the vagina are the real determining factors.
So here are some pics of Kanye showing his best girlfriend some love, because she let him style her hair or choose her outfit or someshit while talking about boys, he's not kissing her cuz he fucks her or is all hung up on her, ther is no way he isn't kissing her as a friend.
Amber Rose proves that all it takes to get invited to exclusive fashion events that average people can’t get into and that she couldn’t get into that last 5 years her fame hungry fat ass tried, is to fuck someone seemingly important like Kanye West, or to hang with someone who is seemingly important and who you pretend to fuck, because Kanye doesn’t like girls. Then milk that insider information, since you have proof, by making him put you on motherfuckin’ payroll or else the tell all “Kanye is a Homo” book gets published….and it is all very clever.
If you’re interested in learning more about Amber Rose, Kanye’s pretend girlfriend, you know the one who is on his payroll to be his shopping buddy, because now he has an excuse to justify why he is buying women’s clothes, while buying some time with the public about his sexuality. That’s not to say that Kanye’s a full homo, maybe the only man he loves and has sex with is himself, but not fucking girls and only getting off when staring at your dick in the mirror and is the gateway to bathouses, AIDS and living on the Down Low…..
Either way, the slut did Complex, it is barely exciting because I hate something about this thick bald headed dyke, but maybe some of you like her and her struggle to get to the fuckin’ top whore behavior….
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I saw the VMAs last night and I saw Kanye jump the gun on the Beyonce video and interrupt Taylor Swift saying that Beyonce was robbed, even though Beyonce won at the end of the night, in some sort of publicity stunt that stemmed from his annoying ego, the fact that his mom died and his bitterness from being a closet case, and here he is earlier this weekend with his try hard stand in girlfriend, pulling some hipster bullshit fashionista shit, with her colored contact weirdness and space outfit she bought with Kanye’s money in exchange for the fronting and she looks like fuckin’ shit, but at least she’s got short hair and a pussy that looks like a ballsack that hangs and flaps like a half empty garbage bag on a windy day, you know from all the dick it’s seen in its quest to get to this level, which is the top of where she’ll ever be, I mean unless she takes her fat dumpy ass to someone more famous, which is probably her plan….
That said, Kanye is a fuckin’ idiot who needs to get shot like real rappers do, I twittered it, it wasn’t punk rock, it was just annoying and I’m all for making little girls cry, if anything, I jerk off to that shit, and I’m not a Taylor Swift fan and have no problem seeing her knocked from the top, cuz a girl with a broken down ego is better than one with an inflated ego, at least when it comes to me cumming on their faces, but he was pathetic, why he even cared who won a bullshit award makes no sense to me, it’s all fabricated bullshit, just cash your check you idiot, and that’s why I need to end this post now, I’m getting too worked up about something so useless, staged and irrelevant to my everyday life.
Fuck you pop culture. Die.
On a side note, everyone is talking about this letter Kelly Clarkson wrote while emotionally eating a hamburger she found since her pizza’s been gone….and you know when Kelly Clarkson tells you off, it’s serious business..
Dear Kanye,
What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways.
It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you.
The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??
I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.
On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is.
Go TEXAS!!
Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl! KC
Take that Kanye. She likes her ex over you cuz you’re black and Texans don’t really do the whole black thing….unless it is to piss off their oil tycoon fathers or chained to the back of their pick-up truck….
Here’s a bitch famous for pretending to be Kanye’s girlfriend. She’s like his secret weapon to trick the world into thinking he’s straight who also doubles as his shopping partner and BFF he talks about all the cute rap boys with. Her hairstyle also heps him when she insists on sucking him off, because as long as she doesn’t make eye contact dude can pretend Cisco is up on his dick like it was the “Thong Song”, one of Kanye’s all time favorites….
I don’t really have anything to say today, I’m feeling really relaxed thank to 8 undigested Oxy pills in my stomach, but I will say that this bitch is thick and doin’ her thing proper by wearing tight pants while leaving the gym, but probably not doing things proper in the gym, cuz if she was she probably wouldn’t be built like a KFC employee.
I just found the topless pictures of Amber Rose. I already did this post, just figured I’d throw these out there even though she was hotter when she was covering up, because I guess I like the mystery, when I normally don’t like shit covered up, I like it bare and raw, but when it comes to lesbians Kanye met at the homo-club at his local community center, I guess everything changes….
I guess it was time for Kanye to make an appearance with a girl to keep up the lie that he’s not a fag. So he chose the most obnoxious bikini he could find, you know one that he’s seen in the stripclubs the last time he had to pretend he was straight, or maybe he saw it in one of the porn mags one of his homies stole from the convenience store when they were 16 and back Kanye when Kanye realized he liked shopping better than pussy. I’m not really complaining though, she’s got a hefty booty and shit is pretty fuckin alright to look at, even if I see the gold diggin’ in her eyes, you can’t hate a bitch for riding the opportunity wave and milkin some insecure dude who is willing to be milked as long as she doesn’t try to put her hand on his dick cuz he’d find that gross…..
If you’re wondering how to get on the cover of a magazine, all you have to do is pretend date a gay rapper and go on crazy shopping trips with him that he bankrolls as long as you can stomach him talking about boys which is a lot better than stomaching all the cum you’ve had to swallow just to get to this motherfucker, cuz I am pretty sure I saw this twat on Maury bragging about fucking a dude for a bucket of chicken and an old OIdsmobile back in the fuckin’ 90s. She’s not all that hot, but if she’s good enough for Kanye to play fake lover with, than she’s good enough for dudes to think she’s hot, I guess.
Either way, here’s the pics from the photoshoot GO
Amber Rose, the girl who is known for being Kanye West’s shopping partner, because he can’t buy women’s clothes for himself, people will start askin’ questions about how straight he is, so he might as well do it with some slutty bitch he isn’t fucking, so the media thinks he’s fucking her, so that no one calls him out on suckin’ dick while wearing panties.
Either way she took her Irrelevant Celebrity Status to an Irrelevant Event, like the Guess store opening, because I guess Guess didn’t die when their poster girl Anna Nicole did, it died long before that….
Speaking of Guess, when I was younger and more sociable, before just giving people dirty looks, I’d throw out bra sizes at girls wearing Guess shirts like they were asking me to guess their titty size and great times were had by all…
Kanye’s girlfriend had a fucking weird interview that works because a chick interviews her so it seems less threatening. If I was to ask these questions, I’d get slapped. She says she likes eating pussy, she says she never had a threesome, she says she’s had sex on her period, she says she’s fully waxed and doesn’t bleed, she says she’s never had anal and is a virgin in my ass, she says she played with herself before she showed up at the radio show, she says cum inside me, she fakes orgasms, this is some crazy shit.
It’s some pretty heavy shit that I don’t know I’d want my wife talking about, but that’s just because my wife and sex don’t work too right…
Kanye’s lesbian master of the strap-on was some kind of booty model before she was fuckin him up the ass because it’s not gay when a chick does it to you and because fucking Kanye up the ass has a serious upside, like getting more famous than doing free photoshoots for local ghetto magazines who pay you in donuts and $20 gift certificate to the local movie theater, and like lots of free clothes and the chance to tell your friends you fucked Kanye up the ass like the little bitch that he is….
I am not feeling this, but I am only into chicks with eating disorders because my wife’s and I are fat enough to make me never see an ounce of fat again, even when the fat is distributed awkwardly throughout her body, leaving her skinny in some spots and obese in others, making me feel like I had a fucking stroke lookin’ at her because I can’t make sense of it…..and fucking with every guy who hit on her and got a date with her back when she worked behind the cash at walmart/McDonald’s when they could only get a good view of the waste up.
I know some of you dig this big booty shit, so I’ll fucking post it, but I’d rather it be in video…. but all I could find was this bikini car wash shit…..that I don’t think is her….
And some Women in Song Shit….
And the Best Mall Performance of All Time….I think this may be Lady Gaga Before she was Famous….
