I don’t do celebrity gossip here, but funny man David Cross, who you may know from his comedy special, but likely know from Arrested Development, and who I actually find funny, despite hating comedy is engaged to Amber Tamblyn, who despite being known for kids movies, is actually pushing 30…

She’s a chunky bitch I’ve never done a post on before and figured I’d throw up some pictures, since she looks like she was thrown up by a vagina and managed to grow up into a human…I’m just kidding…she’s not that bad looking…she’s kinda cute, just a little chunky, boring, not naked, which is probably what you’d look for in a girl you propose to because let’s face it hot and wild girls are nothing but fucking head aches…always worrying about what they are putting in their slutty, free spirited pussy when you’re not around, cuz you know that’s how she ended up with you…all tits out and down to fuck…

If you know what I mean….

Either way, here’s a bit of a picture retrospective on her…why the fuck not…

Here she is younger and tighter…

Here she is when she didn’t figure out how to cover up what was probably her first pregnancy….that was never reported….cuz no one knows who she is….

Here she is in black…cuz black is sliming especially after months of starving herself due to the feedback she got on her previous dress…

Here she is…a vision in green…like a traffic light…or tennis ball…excited to stand out cuz she’s happy and figured out how to cover up her gut and show off her tits..happily on the pill and all hormonal after that pregnancy scare that lead to depression and starving herself we saw just saw.. wow this Amber chick’s been on quite the ride….