I didn’t even know the AMAs were happening last night, otherwise I woulda called up my creepy friend and live blogged the shit… I woulda talked about Dick Clarke dying, or about how this award show is the single most useless award show…that is obvious the record labels just pay off for prizes as part of their marketing campaign…in one of those “let’s create an award show for ourself and award ourselves for hard work to trick the public to buy records”….in some corrupt Disney owned bullshit…

The AMAs fucking suck, so instead I’ll just post a few of the videos that I am hoping you missed..

Here’s Katy Perry’s First Performance….because apparently her label paid for two slots…

Becuase obviously one performance wasnt enough for the cunt to stand out since she fucking sucks yet still struggles to be relevant beyond just being able to sell records to retard kids…

Here is recently single Christina Aguilera trying to still matter….in an outfit people who emotionally eat have no business wearing….She looks like porky fucking pig….

And the highlight of the night based on me not watching the awards was this Rihanna ass hustle….but I like watching black chicks showing off their asses….you know that poppin’ shit white girls try to do and usually fail at…

And here are some pics of useless bitches who attended the useless event competing for the “most useless” title…in a competition of Uselessness that I invented in my head….trying to make this shit interesting for me….

Heidi Klum in some see thru shit…

Avril Lavigne cuz she’s still alive….

Fergie cuz I’ll always like tweakers…

Kesha Trying to Be the Next Gaga in Some Real Cheap Immitation act…

Jenny McCarthy for Autism

Rihanna in Some See Thru Shit