These pictures of Angelina Jolie…who is really only famous for being some sort of bad girl, goth, sex symbol with fake lips and big tits she liked to show off….rocking some leather dress like she still cuts herself, rides motorcycles and gets high and drinks blood like some kind of Vampire in the 90s, would be better if they were from that era and not when she’s some UN ambassador, changing the world humanitarian with a half dozen kids….because everyone likes a bitch better when she was at her peak of sex, career and scandal….especially her husband….cuz this mom shit, even when she tries to play it up hot, is really just mom shit….
I don’t generally post Angelina Jolie pictures, becasue despite thinking she’s pretty nice to look at, I’ve been over her for the last decade, you know with her whole UN saving the world lesbian shit, and her whole breeding like a motherfucker shit, to the whole adopting a nation of people shit, it just wasn’t erotic….not to mention in coming up to fame, she did a lot of nude scenes, like in GIA, that I can just google and jerk off to if I’m ever having an Angelina jerk off craving, which I can’t remember ever having, but I wouldn’t put it past me, I can jerk off to pretty much anything….
So these padded bra pics aren’t all that hot compared to what she’s done, but they are hot compared to what we usually see from her, all baby filled and boring, so I’m posting them
So apparently this is an ad for Louis Vuitton featuring Angelina Jolie, shot by Annie Leibovitz, in Cambodia on one of her hunts for new children to give the good life to….
More interestingly, the Louis Vuitton people are saying that bitch isn’t wearing any make-up…they didn’t go out and say that this is how she looks when she wakes up in the morning because that would be a lie and the truth is that Angelina Jolie isn’t wearing make-up in this shoot, because this isn’t even her, this is in fact an artist rendition of her, or shit is photoshopped so much that it’s just a computer sketch of her…and who really cares…it is not like you can jerk off to it….but it is funny to call billion dollar companies out….for their lies they are stating in exchange for lots of press…or something..
Either way, who cares, she’s in clothes and that is boring to our kind. Where are the titty/pussy shots?! I mean that is her actual luxury purse…
I haven’t hear much about Furries Fetishes, you know where people dress up like mascots and fuck each other in a large room filled with giant stuffed animals, that I can only assume stems from childhood crib time, that any way you look at it it’s fucking weird…But maybe these pictures of Angelina Jole Once the Hottest Thing in Hollywood will revive it provided she’s not too old to revive anything sexual….
The new year is coming faster than you did the first time you had sex. Nothing like an inspiring Angelina Jolie and family in Nambia picture to put you in the mood to make a difference in 2011….you know to put all of yourself into a cause and by all of yourself…I mean absolutely none of yourself….cuz if this bitch was really selfless and about making a difference, she probably wouldn’t have 14 million dollar houses around the fucking world….she is bullshit and I hope one of her Aids babies gives her Aids to rid the world of the real cancer that is her constant fucking bullshit….Inspiring….
I heard that the movie The Tourist totally bombed its opening weekend, now I don’t watch movies and if I do, they are usually pornographic, but I do know how celebrity marketing works and that’s get the main star you paid too much for to show up to a premiere showing off tit like she wasn’t in her mid 40s and a mom of 30, hoping our memories of her as the sexed up, gothic, tatooed up slut that got her where she is today are enough to get us out to the movie, and I think that strategy may be working, cuz I’m definitely sold on these tits.
When I look at Anglina Jolie, I don’t think about her great tits that are probably fake in that movie about the lesbian model with AIDS. I don’t think about the attention seeking bad girl who fucked a lot of people and played up her gothic good looks to be the hottest thing in Hollywood for a minute or two. I don’t think about her being this compulsive mother trying to save the world with both her womb and the womb of other third world country woman as she takes their kids and make them her own, mainly cuz I don’t buy into her bullshit.
I just think about when she was in Montreal a bunch of years ago and my friend was selling more cocaine to her in a day than he would normally sell in a week and I just like that cuz she’s rich, famous, successful and loved by the media thanks to good PR people, doesn’t mean anything you read or hear about her is legit, and if you strip off the designer clothes she’s not that much different that a common street hooker….
Not that you care.
Here is her skilly little old lady body pretending she’s something she’s not. Good Times.
I am totally uninterested in Angelina Jolie. I think it’s got something to do with her being old.
The only thing good about middle age is the consistency of their vaginal secretions. Shit usually stays dry no matter how much you spit on it, and if you’re lucky enough to get one who gets turned on, the consistency of it is thick, like fucking a vat of fucking half-dry glue, leading to friction that makes her 12 babies feel like they’ve done no damage. It’s a lot like rape, you know without the whole rape part, cuz middle aged women don’t fear cock, they LOVE cock. It makes them feel pretty, young and wanted or some shit.
Here she is flashing some leg like she’s still got it….which I guess she probably does…cuz it’s for life.
Angelina Jolie is looking fucking skinny….and these are her ankles Brad Pitt wears as scarf when he’s not too busy looking at himself in the mirror while her jerking off to memories of Jennifer Aniston….not that anyone ever does that…because that whole crying to be knocked up everytime throws off the memories…but you get what I’m saying…
Here she is teaching her baby how mommy got her first job….and really the life lessons needed to get thru this hard hard rich kind world…
I still want to fuck Angelina Jolie. After all those kids. All those hard drugs. All that cock, pussy, and random household objects she’s put into herself. The gangbangs, the big tits, the skinny body, the fake lips…I still think she’s got it going on. I’d love to see more of her naked pussy, ideally on my genitals or face….That’s all I really have to say about that…I mean what more should I fucking say….Should I go into how every 40 year old pussy with 14 kids I’ve tried to sleep with hasn’t had shit on Angelina, I don’t really see a point in that…So I’ll just post the pics…
Remember when Angelina Jolie was a hot, dark, almost gothic whore who used to show off her hot body, milk her her raw sexuality for all it was worth, leaving us with empty testicles and a dream that her next movie she’ll show nipple. You know the bitch who played a dyke with AIDS in GIA, who made out with her brother with tongue, who carried a vile of blood and talked about how much she loved fucking, who was really just a fucking gimmick who left all that good shit behind to save the world and start a fucking orphanage and pretend she’s a fucking nun sent from God to care for every third world child , totally taking away from the leather clad, thick lipped slut she made us think she was and based her whole career on…
So for every kid she adopts or provides clean water for, I see a motherfucker who robbed me of pussy I wanted to fuck, and who turned her into some “good” person you don’t want to fuck up the ass before cumming in her pussy cuz she’s so wild she doesn’t care about UTIs, because you don’t want to taint the purity that drips off her refined, luxurious clothes….The whole thing is pretty fucking depressing to me and here she is back on set, but instead of wearing PVC and showing off tit, she’s dressed like a fuckin’ lady…very fucking annoying….
I think the most talked about celebrity this decade was Angelina Jolie. I don’t really keep track of that shit but I do know that as a nation, we were force fed every fucking thing about her, and I figured that on the last day of the year, I had no choice but to post the bitch, clearly 10 years older and not the hot pussy she once was, but still a hotter pussy than the pussy we’re fucking. I guess this is just a reminder that we all get older and that nothing is forever but as long as we’re not dead, it’s not so bad….so here she is on set the other day….
W Magazine was rumored to have pictures of Angelina Jolie Breast Feeding that were taken by Brad Pitt for the cover of their latest issue. I don’t have all the pictures and I have just seen the cover by that shit is not breast feeding. Breast feeding is what I suggest I do to 18 year old girls on a regular basis for them to practice motherhood, so that when they get knocked up later in life, they will know what to expect. Breast feeding is what all these mom’s in the rich neighborhood near me do when they go to the Coffee Shop for their maternity leave luncheons that I don’t get invited to, but still take part in as I listen to them compare baby stories competitively and pull out their tits to get me turned on. Breast feeding is something that I see relatively often and get busted for staring inappropriately at, but it’s definitely not going on in these pictures. I consider myself an expert on the subject, so that my friend, is fact and you can quote me on it…..the other thing you can quote is that Brad Pitt’s idea of personal intimate pictures fucking sucks and unless there’s something penetrating that stretched out twin bearing pussy, I feel ripped off, but I am not sure how to quote that….
So there was a time when a very different lookin’ Angelina Jolie was just some typical rich kid slut who loved attention and who hated herself who got half naked in front of the camera while high in what looks to be some kind of Snuff film, but that doesn’t end like a snuff film should, but instead becomes the gateway to some long lasting career as some dark girl we all wanna fuck, but I see through the act and know she’s more hungry for attention than she ever was for cock, but realized cock was the vehicle for attention.
This is old, you’ve probably seen it already, I am posting it anyway, because it reminds me of videos I try making for girls with no daddies who I meet at the bus shelter, only they never go onto become famous. Enjoy.
Keep in mind that I didn’t double check whether this video works or not, it’s old, so I guess who really cares. Right?
Someone took this picture of some ghetto Chinese imported weight loss product that you probably get Cancer when you take, explaining your suddenly attractive new figure as you rot away from the inside out, only to take a bloody shit filled with your organs to really know it’s working. It’s one of those feel the burn situations that is all in the name of beauty. The reason I am posting it is because Angelina Jolie is photoshopped onto their packaging, like she was actually paid the retarded money she commands for this kind of spokesperson shit, but by lookin’ at the funny packaging that is written better than anything on this site, you know that she wasn’t.
My local stripclub that uses a picture of Adriana Lima on all it’s ads and lap dance menus, which makes sense because I hear getting naked is the only way out of Brazil and after enough drinks, the haggard low budget strippers who work there will start lookin’ like her. I guess it’s all the power of marketing, but I know that shit’s also unauthorized and ripping off celebrities gives is more satisfying than dropping 50 dollars to grab a pair of saggy tits.
