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Archive for the ‘Anna Paquin’ Category

Anna Paquin’s Lesbian Pantyhose Legs of the Day

Friday, January 7th, 2011

Anna Paquin is not hot in any way. I don’t care how many hit shows, or cult classics she gets her dyke ass on, she’s fuckin disgusting, which would explain her lesbianism….

See, there’s nothing I hate more than lesbians and that’s only because lesbians hate me and have always hated me. I like to think it’s because I always make fun of them, you know pulling out my dick in front of them, offering to father their child, cuz I don’t believe lesbian actually exist….to me it’s a fucking myth….

Sure, there are bitches who choose a cockless life cuz they want to, whether because they hate men cuz men molested them, raped them, or was mean to them or men hate them cuz they are fat and ugly and need someone to get them , or if it’s cuz they think it is trendy and cool to dress like a lumberjack, gain 50 lbs and shave your dyke construction boot wearing head, but they are all just overcompensating, cuz lesbianism doesn’t exist…

I know for a fact that biologically, a woman craves having a baby and that indirectly means she craves a cock….

Dykes choose to be dykes, or are forced into it for lack of cock willing to get them, and I think they hate that I know their little bullshit scam…

Either way, Anna Paquin knows lesbianism is bullshit, cuz I just remembered she’s not a dyke, she’s bi, so here are her bi-sexual legs, short and unattractive even to the pantyhose fetishists, because it’s a slow fucking day.

Seriously, why the fuck did I just post this? Oh right, to rip into lesbians cuz they are full of shit and to seduce True Blood fans into the site….cuz seriously, these pics are definitely not hot.

Anna Paquin Takes a Disgusting Jog

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

It’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than a jog to make this chick worth fucking. I find Anna Paquin probably one of the least attractive people in Hollywood. I get that she won an Academy award when she was 11, making her some kind of phenomenon, even if the Academy Awards are bullshit….It was enough for them to ignore her obvious flawed everything and give her constant work….one of those actors so good people don’t realize how sick she is….It got so bad that when she came out as a dyke people started getting excited….I mean look at this ass when it is jogging…there is nothing good about this….

Anna Paquin’s Shitty Bisexual Nipple in the Ocean of the Day

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

I hate bitches who swim in their shorts and t-shirts…I see it at the beach, the public pool, the waterpark, pretty much everywhere and I drives me fucking crazy no matter how ugly or gross or scared of the sun the body of the bitch is….

I understand it’s some insecurity shit that bitches with horrible bodies think make them look better than wearing an actual bikini, but the ill fitting wetness of swimming in your clothes like a fucking Muslim woman who isn’t allowed to show skin, makes she worse….Not to mention it isn’t feminine and I guess I should expect that from a closet Lesbian/openly bisexual cuz that’s step one to accepting your a fucking lesbian…who is built like a dude…and now swimming like a dude who doesn’t want to get a sunburn…

I have went swimming with an uptight, sloppy bodied, lesbian once years ago….she didn’t want to wear a bathing suit, because it went against her lesbian grain….and she jumped in with shorts and a t-shirt that ended up turning see through…like Anna Paquin’s top…showing the whole group her nipples and bush…only to run off crying when I pointed out that her strategy to cover up by not wearing a bathing suit like a normal person was a backfire for her but win for all of us….

Either way, here’s her nipple, cuz ugly tit and horrible body or not, nipple is nipple…

Pics via Bauer

Anna Paquin is a Hangin’ Dyke Nipples of the Day

Monday, April 19th, 2010

I’m not in the KKK but if I was this would not be my idea of a hanging homosexual worth jerking off to…not that these are pictures worth jerking off to…if anything they just explain why Anna Paquin has taking the turn to lesbian because she’s butch, ugly and probably has a penis….

My internet I am stealing is running like shit. I’m tempted to go bitch out my neighbor and tell him to call tech support, but motherfucker will know I’m a theif and I can’t have that tarnishing my stellar reputation in the building, thanks to the time I passed out in the laundry room pantsless with my dick in some ladies panties…something Anna Paquin and her nipples can probably understand….

Pics via Bauer

Anna Paquin Does the Hayden Panettiere of the Day

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

I guess short, broad shouldered, small breasted, stalky legged bitches all look the same, at least to me because I don’t bother noticing their faces, like they were fat girls, because something in my brain just shuts off by the time I get to their faces and erases the shit like Will Smith in Men in Black. Sometimes the faces in my memories of the busted up, awkward bodies I’ve fucked turn into all kinds of things, like famous cartoon characters, monsters, blurred out like rapists being interviewed on 20/20, or pixelated like they were vagina on a mainstream website…..

Either way, here’s Anna Paquin dressed like she was Hayden Panettiere, but I guess it makes sense, since they are forced to shop in the same midget stores so they are bound to overlap their outfits every once in a while due to limited selection….

Here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Anna Paquin Goin to the Gym in Tight Pants of the Day

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009


I should spend more time at the gym, not because I am fat, unhealthy and borderline dead, but because I just realized that they gym is probably not filled with fat chicks, like I previously assumed. The reason being that fat chicks are fat and the reason they are fat is from not going to the gym and if you do get the occassional fat chick in the gym she’ll probably only last a few weeks before going back to her sitting and baked goods lifestyle plan. So here I am missing out on hot chicks with tight bodies in tight clothing in really sexual and compromising positions and then there are gyms with pools and teenage girls doing their lifeguarding course and the whole thing is fucking amazing, unfortunately, I’m too lazy to bother, but if you’re horny enough it may do you some good on a whole lot of levels and that’s something to think about….something else to think about is how sloppy this Anna Paquin chick looks on her way to the gym in a pair of tight pants, bitch is in entertainment and I’m sure she’s not about entertaining us with her unfit sloppy body, she needs to step it the fuck up and here are the pics……

Pics via INF

Anna Paquin Acting Like a 5 Year Old for the Pedophiles of the Day

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

For those of you who spend hours watching the little girls on your block learning how to ride their bike, here’s something a little less creepy for you to get off to. Sure Anna Paquin isn’t 5 or 6, but she’s doing the best she can to look like she is. Maybe it’s her personal fight against sex offenders, or maybe she just does it cuz she never had a childhood after being forced to see Harvey Keitel’s dick in the movie The Piano. It’s one of those things you can never live down and leave you playing with barbies til you’re 40, but not the same way you play with barbies, you weird fuck.

Either way, she’s engaged to her co-star on True Blood (publicity stunt), cuz there’s no way anyone would marry a face like that. Fuck it, sure, but marry? That’s a whole other ballgame…

Here are those pics of her biking like a 5 year old for you really weird motherfuckers I wish didn’t work as bus drivers, school teachers, priests but also seem to……

Anna Paquin in Some True Blood Sex Scene of the Day

Monday, June 15th, 2009

I haven’t got into the whole True Blood shit. I am more of a drinker than a TV person and I don’t own a TV because I am the kind of drinker her likes to put all the little money I have into it. I also never really cared for the whole vampire bullshit, I think the whole vampire thing makes girls cum more than it does for guys, I don’t really know why, but I find the whole living forever fantasy shit just that…shit…while girls find it romantic or erotic or something. It doesn’t matter, but what does is that the show has sex scenes and in this specific sex scene is child star Anna Paquin naked with her real life boyfriend and the whole thing didn’t do much for me, but it may do something for you.

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