As embarrassing as Annalynne McCord’s career is, you know working for free for 90210 the NExt Generation because they had no budget, but they did have the promise to put her on TV, something she’s wanted since she was a slut in high school who would constantly say shit like “one day I’ll be famous”…”I’ll be on TV”….”when I come home to visit, you’ll all want my autograph”….you know the level of desperate, pathetic, and aggressive in a “Take anything you can get even if it only offers you room and board cuz being on TV is payment enough, even if it is a show that hardly exists, no one watches, and that above all else fucking sucks and should never have happened”….because she still gets to be shot by paparazzi and attend celeb events, which is better than being knocked up back home with the high school star football player turned maintenance guy at the same school he was once hero of….
She still looks good enough to look at in a bikini. I figure if they’re willing to get half naked, I’m willing to watch….career choices, relevance, even tit size, just doesn’t matter.
AnnaLynne McCord may only be in Hollywood because she had an ego crowing up in her small town that needed to be fed in the form of fame and fortune to show all her hometown haters what they missed out on…..and she may only have work cuz she agreed to work a nonsense show no credible actor would work….and she may not even be getting paid for her work…but instead just takes advantage of the events she gets to attend and the cock she gets to meet…way better than sitting on her parents couch unemployed….and she may have one of those stupid faces you just want to punch evertime it’s big mouth smirks….but her body is pretty thin and tight and as someone who loves me some skinny girls…I am not fully against her bikini pics depsite being totally against her….
This is a trick question….cuz she’s such an irrelevant nobody that doesn’t matter…so useless that she has to show off her hard nipples for people to talk about her….so desperate that she works the most embarrassing show on TV for what I can only assume is free…and they keep her around because of her willingness to do anything for attention reminding people that the show is more than just a filler recycled concept that is used to fill digital cable hours of ghetto programming… it’s also a novelty act staring a clown with hard nipples…This isn’t news…this isn’t interesting….but it is nipples and nipples always win…and since I hate games, I find them humiliating…the nipples belong to the ever pathetic….Annalynne McCord….
Annalynne McCord tweeted a picture with some nipple intentionally…..because that’s what bottom feeding sluts with dead end careers on shitty shows do…and I approve….because self produced scandals for attention are way more fun than shit people pretend is stolen…Exploit yourself women…it pays….I may hate Annalynne McCord but I do love what she’s doing…and some of my favorite personality traits in women is the ability to whore.
I would hate AnnaLynn McCord but I actually don’t give a fuck about her…I know she’s on borrowed Hollywood time….I know that in a few years she will end up back home wherever she’s from….broke, desperate, willing to anything she can to get back to the glory days….the glory days she’s currently living out, making money, after selling her soul to the devil and signing to one of the biggest jokes of a show on TV…the kind of show you can’t believe they re-released after it laid happily dead the last decade…..only for the loser nostalgics to pull it up and drink watching the box set to tap into their high school years or something….but like Pet Semetary..they revived it and with it evil came……..and here it is in a one-piece.
Annalynne McCord is out digging for attention the easiest way she knows how…by being an annoying fucking slut you just wantt to hate fuck so hard that it humilates her and she can’t live with herself, forcing her to commit suicide or run back to her mom in Texas or wherever she is from, to fuck off and fade into obscurity….and she’s making that cry for attention that I hope ends in an actual cry eventually….by wearing tight pants and hard nipples….and I am buying into her shit….
This is amazing…..or is it disgusting? I don’t fucking know. Who cares about Annalynne McCord, she’s nonsense, garbage, trash that doesn’t matter, and I love me some unhygienic nasty bitches almost as I love bush….because all you shaved bitches lack personality…while hairy cunt feels like home….
Whenever I see riding pants I think of luxury…you know high society people in their high society places doing high society things with their million dollar horses….like some kind of secret society for the elite….that was until today…because today….Annalynne McCord is wearing the shit….all jacked up her ass….even though the only thing she should be known for riding is a couple of producers and possibly a sybian in the corner of the party…because she’ll do anything for attention….and unfortunalely…I’ll do anything for tight pants.
I can point and laugh at Annalynne McCord all I want, I can call her useless and say she’s on borrowed time because the show she is on is a joke, bottom feeding show and there is no way she’ll last…I can call her milking her low level fame annoying, or say she’s not as hot as she thinks she is and that she’ll have to crawl back to her home town with her tail between her legs with war stories to tell at the truck stop she ends up working at…but the truth is she’s got a tight body and even a tighter ass and these pictures of her wearing the right dress are almost inspiring, something bitch probably doesn’t get a lot, I mean except maybe that time with that producer that got her the job that made her…
Here are some pictures of Annalynne McCord’s tight hot body that everyone in her shitty home town used to compliment enough to give her the confidence to move to LA and suck dick onto a really shitty show…feeding her ego and making her think it is gonna last, even though the rest of the world knows she’s on borrowed time and the second her stint on 90210 the Next Generation is up, she’s heading back to that home town to work that diner and be the local who almost made it…and I have a feeling in the back of her mind she knows it…otherwise she wouldn’t be taking any TV spot she can get…like American Gladiators…you know milk it while the cow’s still alive or something….she also works the paparazzi, is ridiculously tacky…but that hot body’s alright to look at…especially since it thinks it has staying power…cuz watching the fall from the top gives us all something to look forward to….
The good thing about a catsuit is also the bad thing about a catsuit and that is that you can pretty much see every fold and curve a bitch has going for her…or has doesn’t have going for her cuz she’s fat..
Sure this bitch isn’t fat….but she might as well be cuz she’s as useless as a fat chick…I mean sure she’s hotter to watch in clothing that touches her legs, pussy, asshole, nipples, tits, all at the same time, in the dirtiest article of clothing ever…but all I see is some circus freak in action …and a fat chick doing this same hustle in the same clothing..would probably be more entertaining…all struggling to get up and panting and shit….
Either way….this is her ass…..take it in cuz it won’t be long before you don’t even remember who she is or whether she actually ever existed…which I guess is the downside of being a stain on the bottom corner of the TV industry who sneaked her way on set cuz no one really noticed….cuz no one ever notices her…except when she opens that annoying mouth….who cares.
Like all useless cunts who were once on TV, Annalynne McCord’s gone to Vegas….to host a pool party. Next stop…reality TV, I’m thinking DWTS….All this bitch really needs is a sex tape to re-vamp her image and give her a purpose…this 90210 the Next Generation shit’s just fucking dull, and so are bikini pics when the bitch isn’t fully committed to being in a bikini, but I’ll post them anyway…
Annalynne McCord gave us a glimpse of her bottom feeding ass on the set of 90210 the Next Generation….I would have been more impressed if she took her bottom feeding to a level where it actually means something significant…you know if you’re gonna be low level trash…you might as well run with it in a porn tape or something…but I guesss that will only come when the show is off the air…before she is forced o head back to whatever small town she was told she was the prettiest girl all her life that caused this ego, where she is from….you know a last hustle…..but you know, her showing off her thong is better than nothing, even if it’s not that great…..and even if it is Annalynne McCord…who?…Yeah…exactly…
I assume this is an old photoshoot with Annalynne McCord. It is so last year, and I’m not saying that cuz Annalynne McCord is so last year, because she’s actually so two years ago, the shit just says 2010 on it.
I also assume that this publication is on a serious budget and figured that getting some girl who is on TV, even if she doesn’t deserve to be on TV, is better than asking their friends from college or the girl who works at the grocery store to do their photo spread, cuz at least Annalynne McCord is semi known, even if she’s entirely fucking useless and undeserving of any fame she has, because she was destined to be the washed up cunt from highschool, fat in her suburban home, unhappy in her marriage dreaming of what could have been, and as soon as this 90210 the next generation dries up, I can assume that her destiny she tried so hard to escape will come true…at least I hope it does…cuz this Hollywood shit just isn’t for her cuz she’s not hot or talented…she just thinks she is…
Either way, here she is with her small perky tits busting out of her cardigan, something that magically makes Annalynne McCord suddenly tolerable…
In remaining chronically useless, embarrassing and a joke of a bottom feeding person just trying to hang onto to her low level career as hard as she fucking can because she knows she’s talentless and it is just a matter of time before there’s no work for her, like when her garbage show gets cancelled….
So here she is dressed like an Avatar for the virgin losers who jerk off the Avatar porn, or just Avatar in general, cuz you dream of a place where alien bitches would fall in love with you, cuz human bitches want nothing to do with you.
This isn’t hot to me, but I am posting it anyway…I just hope the body paint is toxic….
