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Archive for the ‘Annalynne McCord’ Category

Random Useless Bitches at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

The People’s Choice Awards press conference event quickly turned into the Useless People event when Audrina Patridge, Annalynne McCord and Malin Akerman showed up, because I guess the actually people nominated were busy….

Not that any of these bitches are totally useless, I can think of at least 15-50 different things they’d blossom at. From throat fucking porn, to snuff films, to even setting up hidden cameras in their toilet bowls, but unfortunately, they all have egos and think they are too good for that.

I blame the good times, but I’m glad to say that for Audrina the bad times are soon to come and it’s not too far away for the other two twats…

So maybe they should be really taken in the moment as this time next year, I doubt any of these bitches will be invited anywhere…just like me….but I am confident you’ll still be jerking off to them cuz you can’t get over things…weirdo…

Annalynne McCord Pretends She’s a Supermodel of the Day

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

I am not the kind of person to discrimate….actually, yes I am….but I am a lot less mean-spirited when a bitch takes her Monkey lookin’ face, tones it down, does her hair, closes her over-sized mouth, tames her retarded attention crying act, sophisticates skinny self in a low cut shirt and a push-up bra, cuz I’m not that kind of guy who seeks perfection in pussy, I just like pussy to be all it can be, like I’m the fucking Army or some shit…..So if a pig’s got the right color lipstick and lace panties on, I’m easily converted to their darkside….

So here’s Annalynne McCord doing alright for her retard self….I guess miracles do happen…I’m gonna go show before and after pictures of this twat to kids at the cancer ward…you know to give em some hope…

Annalynne McCord in her Bikini of the Day

Monday, October 18th, 2010

We’re back….for those of you who noticed…the site was down for 2 or more days….I originally thought it was cuz Mark Zuckerberg was mad at me for laughing at his girlfriend and he turned is Apergers powers on…but it turns out it was an inside job at the hosting company I use. They deleted everyone’s server in it’s entirity….

I was lucky enough to have a saved back-up of all my ramblings…so the site is pretty up to date…almost like nothing happened…leading

What better way to celebrate than post some uselss trash from 90210 the next generation….that I fucking hate…in her bikini…that I fucking love…cuz when there is a bikini, I have the ability to ignore the cunt in it….especially if her body is not offensively bad…even if her body looks like it could be a fucking primate…

Welcome back – Motherfuckers…LIKE this post….and bring me back into the celeb gossip game….









Annalynne McCord in a Bikini Top of the Day

Monday, October 18th, 2010

Annalynne McCord was spotted in a bikini top…which was no surprise because she likes all the attention she can get in her moderate low level fame…and figures the more naked she gets her uselessness, the more people will look, stare, notice or talk about her, and I’d like to say that strategy, although easy and obvious is a good one, cuz whether you’re hot or not, as long as you’re naked and have a pussy, and sometimes even if you don’t have a pussy I’ll watch….cuz really I got nothing else goin’ on.

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Annalynne McCord is Not Hot of the Day

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

I hate this bitch. I don’t even know what she does, I just see her around at events but not actually at the events because I am too irrelevant to get invited to these bullshit events…meaning that not matter how much I hate this bitch, she’s more relevant than me and I guess that’s just somethign I gotta deal with while visualizing hate fucking her and cumming all over her her bare back in this dress….

I did meet her friend from her show a couple of weeks ago. I should have asked for her number, that way I could have at least had phone sex…

Annalynne McCord Does Some Event of the Day

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

As much as it pains me to say this….I can’t help but be honest…and in being honest….I gotta admit that Annalynne McCord, the monkey face from the 90210 the next generation who will never work again once the show is canned, but who has tried to milk her low-level celebrity by attending every event possible, hiring paparazzi to follow her, staging bikini pics, like a low-level Heidi Montag, she does have a pretty substantial body…one that is modelesque if only her face didn’t belong in a fucking zoo…and in the final months of her career…before desperation actually sets in and sex tapes are releases…I am going to appreciate the tight dress and cocktease so long as I crop her head out of the shit….

BONUS – Precious was also there – Unfortunately she didn’t eat Annalynne McCord, but apparently there was free food, something she is unable to ever turn down….and part of me feels bad for taking the cheap shots….but the other part of me wonders how much fabric went into this dress…probably enough to clothe a small African village….bitch needs to hire a trainer….cuz right now she’s teaching fat kids that it’s okay to be fat…and she needs to be stopped….cuz the last thing we need is more fat chicks proud of their bodies.

Pics via Bauer

Annalynne McCord Crying for Attention in her Bikini of the Day

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

It’s pretty obvious when someone is crying for attention. It usually happens when everyone is just minding their own business, sitting by the pool, or at their tables, and one idiot comes along with a hired photographer, making noise, dancing around, trying to look wild and crazy to get people to look at her and notice her, when 99 percent of the population has no fucking idea who this cunt is. Seriously, ask your neighbor, ask your dad, ask your boss, ask any normal person and they will say “who”….so I guess she’s got more stuntin’ to do…but unfortunately I think her weird camel looking face may work against her tight little bikini body….but there’s always sex-tape potential….that’s every bitch’s back-up plan…

AnnaLynne McCord’s Latch On Sister Flexin’ of the Day

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

When I was 18 or 19 I used to go to a strip club. It was the only stripclub I could afford. One of those two dollar to get in, 8 dollar pitcher of beer, all you can eat buffet places that made 10 dollars go a very long way. I’d get full and drunk all while looking at pussy. Sure the pussy wasn’t fucking luxurious top notch stripper pussy and was more the kind of pussy you’d be scared to get near your food, but it was still fucking pussy. The person who did the hiring there, must have had a fetish for female body builders because at any given time, there would be at least one muscular girl…the kind you’d be scared of coming face to face with her dick shaped steroid clit…but for some reason people would go nuts with ever push-up, chin up or sit up her naked, ripped body did on stage….so I assume at least one of you likes seeing AnnaLynne McCords latch-on sister flexing…not that you know who AnnaLynne McCord or her latch-on sister are, which is okay, because either will her fans in the next 6-8 months when she’s forced to go back to her hometown after burning through all her 90210 revival money and not being able to find other work cuz she fucking sucks….and based on her sister’s look, I’m assuming she does too, because anything that gets her any form attention and out of her sister’s 90210 shadow is good enough for her…

Pics via Fame

Annalynne McCord Ass in White Pants of the Day

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit….

I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that….

Pics via Fame

Annalynne McCord Ass in White Pants of the Day

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit….

I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that….

Pics via Fame

Annalynne McCord and Her Sister Flash Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

Monday, June 21st, 2010

NIPPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!! NIPPLLES!!!!!! I am freaking the fuck out here cuz I see fucking NIPPLES…..and I love FUCKING nipples, even when the NIPPLES belong to useless, barely famous, pieces of shit attention whore cunts…like the McCord sisters….

I am only posting these pictures cuz bitch is in a bikini and I love when bitches get in fucking bikinis, especially when the paparazzi think they are important enough to take pictures of, even if they aren’t important at all and as far as I am concerned Annalynne McCord is a fucking nobody and the fact that I know her or her latch on sister’s name is more of a joke than anything….

See I get the bitch is on a TV show that will be off the air soon as fuck and I get she milked her fame by doing staged bikini pics like this to stay relevant and all that other textbook shit for someone with no real talent or vision, but I don’t get how her sister worked herself into the equation and how her sister is more famous than her, when her sister actually does nothing…

See I get that her only friend is her sister because everyone else can’t fucking stand her.. and that her sister wants to ride the celebrity wave as much as she can but I don’t get why Annalynne McCord is known, so it is beyond me why her sister is…

It’s like if Annalynne is not famous enough for people to care who she is or what she is doing cuz she is only on a stupid show no one watches…so her sister is even less relevant than the irrelevant….and I guess the sister is just the sacrificial lamb Annalynne uses to get noticed in a “Show your nipple or I am sending you back to mom and dad in the small down we are from…show your nipple or your lifeline is fucking cut, cunt”….kinda way…

This makes me lose all confidence in the whole hollywood celebrity game…not that I had any confidence in it…but I am just trying to make a point and that point is that I like bitches in bikinis, whether they are worth looking at in bikinis or not…whether they are a somebody or a nobody, whether they are my neighbor’s 18 year old daughter and her friends this past weekend or not, whether the bitch on TV, or a bitch who doesn’t deserve to be on TV but there’s a lot of TV programming hours to fill with all those cable channels that pretty much anyone can make it….or not…

Here are Annalynne and Angel McCord polluting our lives more than they already have…with their retarded looking faces…..showing off some nipple…trading bikinis and doing what it takes to get noticed…

Wow…that was a long post and I have no idea why…

Pics via Fame

Annalynne McCord’s Sister Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

I know these cunt sister’s were a big deal in the high school. I can just tell they thought they were the hot chicks in their small town. So when one of them was eager enough to go to Hollywood and get work on some low level show and her sisters followed…because that just solidified their theory on how fucking amazing they are…so now when they go back to their home town…they can talk to the locals about all the luxurious events their whore asses went to…even though they aren’t even that hot….The whole thing annoys me, but I have faith that these cunts will fade into obscurity and be forced to run back home cuz they’ve already gone too far…and that 90210 shit is bound to be cancelled fucking fast…

here is one of the latch on sisters showing off some tit…but she’s not showing off nipple…which just further proves how fuckign useless this twat is…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

AnnaLynne McCord’s Sister’s Cry for Attention of the Day

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

You know it’s a slow day when you start seeing people talk about some no names, even less accomplished sister, because she’s playin’ it up for the Paparazzi while loving every second of riding her sisters 15 minutes of fame cuz she got cast in 90210 the Next Generation, a show I can only assume will be cancelled very fucking soon, forcing these trashcans to head back home to their parents where they can live thinking they are the greatest, hottest, most talented that Hollywood threw the fuck out, because Hollywood is dated and doesn’t know what the people want…leading to incest lesbian sex tapes that won’t get them back into Hollywood, but will lead to a fetish site that charges memeber 19.99 a month, eventually makin’ them finally get the fame and male-attention they think they deserve because everyone in their small town, that I can only assume is filled with fat inbred trash, would feed their egos every fucking day….and here she is kissing a chick for the paparazzi to get noticed….

Pics via Fame

Annalynne McCord’s Bottom Feeding Bikini Cry for Attention of the Day

Monday, April 19th, 2010

Here is some serious bottom feeding, trying to stay in the public eye, trying to stay relevant by having assholes like me post the picture, staged bikini bullshit….

Annalynne McCord and her sister, Angel McCord are two people who had too much positive reinforcement growing up. So much that they felt that they were bigger, more important and hotter than they actually were, and somehow one of them scammed a producer to give her a gig on their show, what I assume will be her last gig in entertainment, and I am sure the twat is feeling the burn, as she pulls a Heidi Montag while trying to hold the fuck on.

The whole thing would be a lot more annoying if the rest of the world didn’t agree with me while laughing at these pictures with their dick in your hand because sometimes jerking off to a piece of trash bottom feeding celebrity in a bikini is awkward yet enjoyable….even if the bitch is disgusting…because the fall from fame into obscurity is a lot more entertaining than watching some delusional bitch think she’s at the top of the world….

Here are some pictures of her useless sister in heels at the beach cuz she’s trash….

Part of me hates that they are loving every second of this, but the fact that they look like idiots almost makes up for it.

Pics via Fame

AnnaLynne McCord’s Busted Face of the Day

Friday, February 26th, 2010

AnnaLynne McCord is perfect to start my hungover Friday with, because before being a married miserable old fuck, I used to get pussy, and often times that pussy was girls I was too drunk to really realize just how ugly they were, and often times I’d be with friends, who I’d consult with before taking them back to my single, sheetless mattress in the corner of my friend’s bedroom I used to live on, and most of the times, they’d hype her up and tell me she was good to go and that if I backed out now, I was faggot. So I’d go home, I’d do whatever it is I’d do to them, and I’d wake up only to realize that all that hype was fucking lies, and that my friends weren’t really friends at all…they just wanted me to go home with the girl with one-eye, or the girl with a patch of green fungus on her cheek and a variety of other seriously disgusting shit I would have hated myself for, if I didn’t hate myself already and think the whole thing was funny.

What I am trying to say is, this bitch is all hype, there’s nothing about her that warrants me or anyone else talking about her, sure she’s skinny and has a big Julia Roberts mouth you can shove your fist in while fucking her up the ass, but everything else about her fuckin’ sucks, especially the fact that she thinks she’s fucking famous. I hate her….

Pics via Bauer

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