Anne V is that bitch who is fucking that little man from Maroon 5….a band that is essentially the male version of Katy Perry, with ridiculous radio play despite the horrible songs….you know the shit you playout in your head and wonder why the fuck you know this Prince and Michael Jackson hack impersonation act….and realize it is cuz the media controls you….

Irina Shayk is that bitch who is pretending to fuck Ronaldo, the soccer player, who all those homophobe euros from Spain and Portugal and other fish bearing societies love, but can’t accept as a homosexual, cuz it would make their jerking off to him gay, cuz dainty Eurotrash make sense like that in their macho latin roots.

Together they are those bitches with big, hot, asses I wouldn’t mide chipping a tooth on, even if Anne V isn’t all that, she can watch, or masturabte in the corner or some shit, her modeling contract is like a VIP card, that allows her in my sex fantasies, even if she’s not top candiate, especially not when next to this tanned, Russian, Gold digger/hustler with a ridiculous ass…..

I guess to further support the SI marketing campaign, they’ve had their models release some slutty pictures of themselves on twitter to generate some buzz, something I fully support on all levels, cuz seeing any bitches half naked for attention, is a fucking winning strategy to me, they don’t even have to be SI bikini models, I’m good with anything with a vagina slutting out, even animals, it’s kinda my thing…

So here’s Kate Upton, the one who looks like a pornstar, with a couple of the other models, loving their recent celebrity, happy they don’t have to throat fuck on camera for the same exposure…

This may be a simple and obvious hustle to get noticed, but sometimes simplicity is the key to success and I am pretty surethis is one of those times…Good hustle. You’ve got a long and prosperous career ahead of you, I mean, until you turn 30….cuz 30 is when models expire..

HEre are the Twitpics of love…I should follow them, but they don’t follow me , and that hurts my feelings.